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I know vegetarians are dorks but let's not be too harsh. They are people. Killing people is simply not right and it won't solve anything except maybe some minor annoyances. It is the cows and other mammals doing the damage. We should kill all mammals, cows first.
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Dude I don't know what you're smoking but 60 years isn't a long time? I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but have you ever seen a sixty year old? The next time you do ask them if they think sixty years is a long time. After they scream "WHAT???" a few hundred times they'll tell you how long it is and what it does to the human body. Well, actually they'll start to tell you and then lose their train of thought and wander off aimlessly and then ask you where they can buy a lottery ticket. But you get the point. If we can't figure stuff out from 60 years worth of information then we can't figure it out at all. We don't even have time machines yet and even if we get them they'll need testing before we can safely send any thermometers through. We don't have that kind of time because the planet is warming or possibly cooling too fast to mess around. Yet still all you need to do here in the midwest is drive 5 miles in any direction and you'll count hundreds of cows along the way. And the worst part is that these cows are still alive and farting away.
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Look dudes, we can argue all we want about global warming and people's contribution to it. I am not too political but am smart enough to know governments do things too slowly and usually they are wrong. Plus even if people are the cause, what are we going to do? Kill ourselves? If we do that there would be a t-shirt shortage for sure. Or even worse we could drive Honda Fits? Anyway, we have all read that the best studies show that cow farts along with farts of other mammals are the primary cause of global warming. As such I still maintan that we must kill all mammls so that humans may live. We should start with the cows. This seems to be going the other direction with more and more demand for live cows. Vegetarians want cows to live but meat eaters want to kill them. If government wants to do something it should make vegetarians illegal. Plus if this catches on there will be even more demand for live cows. Everyone says they care about global warming but their actions say otherwise.
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Where?
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What is the best meal you have ever eaten?
ieatcrayonz replied to BuffaloBill's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Due to a non-disclosure agreement still in force, I cannot share my answer. It would be an insult to this thread to just drop down and name the second best meal I've had, so I won't. Some of these sound really amazingly good. It is interesting that their price ranges vary and yet who cares? There are great foods of so many varieties that I think a valid answer can be from just about any genre or budget. I would bet however that the best meal Skooby has ever had cost more than an average Buffalo annual property tax bill. -
You are so right. He's got the pauses down pat in his very first presser. By next time he may even work in some coherent answers.
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They have TV show based on a disgusting body part? And people watch it? I remember when Beerball had a kidney stone stuck in his eureka. He cried like a Mary.
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Have him ask Hardy what kind of gun he used when he allegedly tried to kill his father.
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DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!! I watched the presser and no coffee mug. This means the "A-Roid mug for every man woman and child in America" provision probably won't make it into the stimulus package. Let's re-cap what you missed: $37.50 - 10% volume discount = $33.75 per mug. Subtract the cost and that is $33.63 per mug in profit. Multiply that by 300 Million and you get $10,089,000,000. Your 2% cut of that would have been $201,780,000. Nice work.
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The cuts have begun...Lions, Browns, Giants
ieatcrayonz replied to bananathumb's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
So 3/32nds of the league cut some people already and the Bills haven't purged their roster? It's an outrage I tell you. Why did you wait so long to take potshots at your "favorite team"? -
Stop thinking and start doing. Also, did you see the presser last night? No one answered my question. I had to miss it but I have it on DVW+. I trust you got to code name my bell and had her tell him what to do. That smiling mug is gonna sell a lot of "A-Roid" mugs
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Did he hold up an "A-Roid" coffee mug and smile?
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is it legal to use neighbors wireless connection
ieatcrayonz replied to achingknees's topic in Off the Wall Archives
What if the butler says you can use the batroom for free plus optional tip even though he doesn't own the bathroom? -
Sweet. That Julius is the best. You got "Madonna's Roid Toy" too right?
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Let's put it this way: You're walking down a street in Boston. You walk up to some dude and say: or, you walk up to the same guy and say: One of those things will get you money, the other will get you punched. Can you guess which is which?
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I hope everyone is having fun joking about Zoltan and Zoltar. Remember all of these laughs the next time you get in your jalopy and wish you had a car like Skooby. Money doesn't grow on trees or Zoltan jokes.
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Dude Zoltan Boros is the forgetful one. He's never gonna be able to find that stuff. You better go help him. At least you didn't give it to Scott. He'd have us in court in three seconds over some technicality. Julius was definitely the way to go here. Anyway, just go find Zoltan. P.S. You are sure that it wasn't Scott dressing up like Zoltan when you handed that stuff over right? He does that sometimes.
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Dude not Orange. I meant Boros. Julius Boros. Please tell me you gave the paperwork to him and not his little brother Scott.
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Lets see how many of you can guess our new #2 QB
ieatcrayonz replied to DIE HARD 1967's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
There you go with the pro Tulane quarterback posts again. -
Will you please stop arguing with Archie and look up that paperwork I asked for?
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Dude, I can't find the paperwork from when I had you copyright the phrase "A-ROID" a few years back. Where did you put it? And aren't you happy I cut you in on 2%? This is almost too easy. I'll sell t-shirts and hats and coffee mugs at the rate of 3 Skooby cars, or 5 houses an hour.
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Kobe took out Bynum then acted like he gave a crap. Kobe gives a crap aboout one thing. Kobe. As for the Celtics game, when was the last time you saw an NBA superstar fouled out at home? That game was fixed as is the NBA season. The Lakers will win it all this season. Boston will not make the finals as someone critical to their team will suffer a Big Brown like fake injury right before the EC Finals. An upstart from the East like Orlando or Atlanta will make the finals and lose 4-1. Next year the finals will again be the Celtics and Lakers in a rematch that will drive up ratings. The NBA may actually allow that series to be somewhat legitimate.
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Congratulations to the Republicans
ieatcrayonz replied to Kelly the Dog's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Don't bring me into this. I have not been involved in this thread at all. Plus I am not that political, but I would like to read the bill so I can figure out how to take money from the losers who receive it. Do you have a link? -
Let's summarize James Hardy's first year as a Bill: Allegedly tries to kill his father after draft. Allegedly driving Lynch's car when it hits a drunk Canadian broad. No production on the field. and now this: Do you think he has the brain power to turn his career around?