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The first part is ok but the last part explains why Ghandi was so stupid that he wore diapers all the time. He thought he had forever to learn so he never bothered starting. This moron at least stood by his own quotes. He said all of those people should be killed.....and then he killed them. He missed by one verb.

Caption: "I may not be that good looking but, the moment this picture was published, some kid from Cornell started complaining about his keyboard being sticky. You do the math."

Careful. They have this thing called DNA now. If you give the lab machines sticky keys too, you might get in trouble.

Maybe your friends meant sticky keys in the literal sense. Have you recently discovered any new parts of your body? What have you been viewing on your computer? It sounds like the "caps lock" key is the stickiest one. Try cleaning it.

I never saw it. Don't tell me Aunt Flo paid a visit in the middle of the scene.

Not in Canada

James Hardly

You figured that out almost as quickly as you figured out Sean Taylor's murder. Except this time you were right.

Hardly and Ellis. Can we just forget about last years's draft and focus on this year's?

If we get him, I predict he will get into a fight in training camp and suprisingly win. He will feel bad and seek advice from a new friend. I can see the headline now: Willy turns to Wood after taking Levitre.

If you're still excited by Levitre, it has definitely been more than 4 hours so please call your doctor.

Laugh? He's Canadian. He wouldn't see it as a joke about health care, he'd see it as a potential upgrade to the system. I wonder if Plenz's concussion has healed after probably doing this: all night during his "conversation".

I'm thinking maybe the name on the ticket says Sanchez, Mark.

You're right. Because no one would ever think the Rams would ever eat the cost of a plane ticket.

Do you think if we draft him that he will use his veto option based on the restaurant selection? If he does do we foreit the pick or do we just swap spots with the team that takes him. It is a weird rule that never comes into play because few players use their option. It costs them money.

Is this called the President Pelosi avoidance drill?

I have three clues for you: 1. It's a Canadian word 2. Its English translation is a dirty word that should not be posted on this board. 3. Sage has heard the word but has no idea of its meaning or location. You figure out the rest.

Dude come on, this can't be serious can it? Personal chef? I have a feeling the Menu is: Apeteasers: Back Bacon Main Course: Back Bacon, just more of it...beauty Dessert: Jelly Donut So many of the questions you could ask this guy would go over his head that you should just refrain. For starters, stick to hockey. He can probably talk about that. The next part will be tricky, but it would be interesting if you could get some answers. Try to figure out why Celine Dion is such a sex symbol. You can't mention her name right away or the guy will probably get all worked up and start panting. Make the transistion from hockey. Ask if there are new buyers for the Canadiens because she is part of a potential ownership group. He'll mention that. Then ask something like "what is her best trait"? It would be informative to find out if it is spidery legs, crooked teeth, wretched face, centenary husband or just overall weirdness. I'm thinking it is weirdness but he'll call it intellect or something like that. You also have to ask if Canadians are offended at the Homeland Security lady but start off slow. He probably doesn't understand politics and stuff. Ask him about the new movie Anvil which is like a re-make of Spinal Fusion only the band is stupider because they are Canadian. Ask him if he is offended at the re-make rather than having an original movie about dumb Canadians like Strange Brew or something like that. It has been a while. Then go into the whole immigration thing. Start with Homeland security but don't go too far with it. Dumb Canadian or not, he has every right to be offended about her comments. They were way out of line and none of that stuff is Canada's fault. It would be fair to ask though why so many Canadians enter our country illegally. Can't they stop it? Is he in favor of a fence? Stuff like that is fair to ask. Frankly, I don't know how you'll kill two hours with this guy. Sure, the long pauses and dumbfounded looks can take up some time, but 120 is a lot of minutes. Also, I am confused as to why you're surprised that your bid won. In all probability, it was not only the highest bid, it was also the lowest. Get it? In summary, your donation of money to Cystic Fibrosis was a very kind gesture. You should be proud. Your willingness to sit down with a Canadian for that period of time demonstrates your commitment to the cause.

If the "glittery helmet" isn't the last straw for Henderson wanting out of Jacksonville, then we don't want him anyway.

Not even Berman can afford a cab that nice.

If he has been married six weeks and is still allowed to post here, then Notre Dame must teach something that clearly Rutgers does not.

Dude, why would I be married when I can make this kind of money making women happy? It is much easier to listen to all the yammering when you're getting paid by the minute. Notice that I said easier; not easy. If I had to listen to that yap yap yap all day for no charge and give up half of my fortune two boot, it would clutter up my mind and prevent me from making my appointed rounds. Down goes the business. Sure, at this point I can even hire out subcontractors like Beerboy and bill ridiculous amounts of money for blatantly substandard work, but if the women didn't have the occasional me to which they could look forward, the prices would plummet. If I am suddenly off my game because the wife has be rattled, then the whole kingdom comes tumbling down. My advice can help married men but it takes concentration and married women do not tend to allow for concentration. They get so confused about their own priorities that they talk all day about stuff like cleaning out the garage or fixing the roof or remodeling the kitchen or some other BS. They don't even realize that they could be made so physically happy that they wouldn't even notice if the roof leaked or the kitchen floor was avocado or the garage had a family of raccoons in it. The continual complaints tend to knock their man off his game. So what does the woman get? No physicl satisfaction AND the sclub will probably never clean the garage anyway. This is very self destructive behavior. If you know what you're doing the cycle can be broken.

Not if you know what you're doing.

Yes.

I am not very political but I would say that poorness is a big problem in all of America. There is a concept called economies of scale that you will learn about in school someday. The Federal government is bigger so it can get more scales. Plus it can see the big picture. Someone in Nebraska might be complaining about needing more cows and someone in New York City might be complaining about not being able to afford a taxi. If you left this to the states NY would get all the taxis and Nebraska would get all the cows. The Feds can split it up and make it even out more. The economies of scale would bring down the prices for taxis and cows across the whole country and not just in isolated ares. This would avoid poorness evenly.