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They have lots of good looking broads in Australia. You shouldn't limit yourself to one.

I have a project that will make me gobs of money and there is only one problem. Part of the land I'm using has been zoned as "wetlands". It is only 129 acres of the project but it is smack dab in the middle. My question for you political types is this: How much do I have to dry it out before they won't call it wetlands anymore? From my point of view it is not very wet to begin with but the government dudes here keeps yammering on about birds or something. I have an idea of having the Googlebot sew together thousands of Shamwows and drying out the Wetlands. The problem is I will need to show the town they are now Drylands pretty quickly before water starts flowing back in. How long will I need to keep it dry? I could build around the wetlands but I'd really rather just wipe it out and use all of the land.

Canadians are dim bulbs but not in the literal sense.

How can we fix this? Should we ban electricity? P.S. The part in bold went right over Sage's head.

All those numbers are pretty confusing but I can tell you one thing. If I were you, I wouldn't get Jimmy's name wrong like that. Just trust me on that.

I didn't read your Travis Henry post but will take your word for it and agree. That kind of stuff happens a lot. Criticizing Travis Henry is criticizing Travis Henry. He deserves it. It has nothing to do with race. Making some robots in a movie sound "ethnic" is a whole other story. There is no reason for it at all. It is especially offensive when a white man is used to portray a black man a la Al Jarreau. The Jarreau era is a painful one to remember for many black americans and to purposely re-ignite it for movie buzz is not cool.

There are a couple of points that have been missed. The author is a dude by the name of Clive Crook. Don't think that won't have some weight with a jury. They will want to settle. Plus, it is written in some foreign looking paper. This probably means there is a Canadian working there somewhere. All we have to do is find the Canadian and explain that with money, there can only be two digits to the right of the decimal point. This is where your repeating 3's come in handy. We just tell the Canadian that to fix the number we'll need to move the decimal point until there are only two numbers on the right. Granted it will take about a week of agony explaining the concept of "infinity" to the Canadian but if we can do it, then we are all set. We just tell him that we're willing to deal with only 25 total digits and that his company owes us: $13,333,333,333,333,333,333,333.33 Even though we'll have to take that in Canadian it is still probably worth about a billion or two. The Canadian will think he saved his company infinity minus $13,333,333,333,333,333,333,333.33. If we can secretly plant a microphone on him we can listen to his re-explanation of the concept of infinity to his bosses as he tries to conceptualize how much money he saved them. That will be worth billions in laughs.

Jimmy doesn't do much typing, but I am pretty sure he can extract a little more than $200 from the idea thief that drew that picture.

I can't seem to get ahold of my attorney, Jimmy Spagnola, for the life of me this morning. As you know I have called Obama's weakness a "Los Gatos" strategy. Now a major newspaper is ripping off my idea. I should probably just wait for Jimmy, but do any of your lawyers know how much coin I can get out of this picture? Obvious rip off

I don't think he's all the way to being a guy yet. And I don't think drinking is a good pre-op habit.

EGYLM, Is that Cher's kid's new name? If so, Glenn is not a big enough star to have the sheer weirdness get enough exposure.

Overall I agree but I don't take it as far as you. When a white guy dresses up like a black guy and sings jazz it is clearly mocking. Jarreau did this and he was famous and popular. Years later, robots are being depicted as black and people are getting up in arms. Taken by itself the black robots are no big deal. But if you remember Jarreau and consider that one of the voices of the robots was a white guy, you have to wonder if there is a subtle message there. You have to remember history or you are doomed to repeat it. Black robots are really not a big deal but if they get away with that we'll be having white guys playing black jazz singers again before you know it.

Before I had my own compound I had these four amazingly hot broads for neighbors and they all made a ton of noise when they had sex. To remedy the situation I just stopped having sex with them.

Jarreau was a white guy faking being black. That is not cool. South Park, Team America and Tropic Thunder were done as spoofs which is cool. Transformers is not a serious movie but it is also not a slapstick comedy or spoof. People should not be stereotyped. Although black people have better senses of humor than people in other races, they also know when something is not funny. The "N" word difference should be obvious. If it is so important for some white guy to use it, then he is probably racist. Jews say "oy vay" a lot but you don't see a lot of rednecks clamoring to say that do you? But it is just sooooooo important for them to use the n word. That is so see through.

Are you mad that they don't show the Al Jarreau stuff anymore too? Stop living in the past.

Changing the channel is a great idea if you're WATCHING TELEVISION. If you get up at the movies and go to another screen you will either be kicked out or arrested. I agreed that sometimes things go too far but you don't seem to care if we go all the way back to the Jarreau days. I think that is wrong.

I am not totally disagreeing with you but there has to be a line somewhere. In the old days there were no lines at all so you ended up with racist jerks like Al Jarreau. Today we can debate whether there are too many lines or if the pendulum swung too far, but at least we have respect to some degree. We should always question people and keep the pressure on. If we don't it will go back to the Jarreau era. Maybe sometimes we question too much but that is the price we pay.

Dude you don't get to vote for Kings they just force themselves upon you. Sometimes they use an army, sometimes they use a little liquor in a can of Coca-Cola.

Dude I used an example that is exactly like yours. Do you think the tow truck in "Cars" was a redneck country bumpkin white guy, a black dude, a chinese dude or a frenchie? It is obvious he is a white dude and obvious the Transformers are black dudes. So what if a modern day Al Jarreau is doing one of the voices?

Can you assume the tow truck from "Cars" was a country bumpkin or should we assume he was a well dressed corporate attorney?

Dude just because one of the voice over guys is white does not mean the character is white. A white guy imitating a black guy is even more racist. You are too young to remember but there was this white guy named Al Jarreau that used to paint his face black and pretend he was a black entertainer. It was truly disgusting. He did all sorts of sterotypical things and made a fool of himself. These robots aren't much better and it makes it worse that a white guy is one voice.

Ben Stein is a Republican.

What about that Jets fan that came in here and started talking smack and posted the picture of himself and his buddies at a disco? Man he took a lot of abuse. I think it was John Hotti or something like that.

Did you guys hear that Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson died?

I'm pretty sure the hooker won.