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Ladybug farts cause global warming.

Pfffft! Find an oven mitt greener than this.

It is by no means fun but maybe this is the start of something that will end well. We have discussed mammal farts as contibuting to global warming. Although I love animals, I have long held the position that we must kill all mammals so that humans may live. It is really one of the most practical ways of stoppping global warming.

Did your parents duct tape those to your hands to prevent you from "going blind"?

I thought of starting a thread entitled: "Trent Edwards is a Glove wearing Mary from Los Gatos who drinks Capri Sun" The thread was shut down before I could even begin typing in the title. We know you can hijack a thread and call Jesus Christ a bipolar homicidal maniac that has incited millions of murders, but calling Trent a ninny really crosses the line.

You always have to consider both sides of the story. Maybe this guy's grasp on French is not strong and he misinterpreted the meeting of "cul de sac" before purchasing his home.

It is like the piture that appeared to show Obama bowing to the leader of Saudi Arabia. When you see that video it is clearly more groveling than bowing.

What on Earth makes you and so many people think of Trent as "intelligent"? Is it the blank stares with the "duh" look on his face? Being less stupid than Tony Romo or Brett Favre does not make a person intelligent. And he gets better game after game? Are you talking about Scrabble or something? The last sports game he was in involved the Blue Jays and the results were suspect. And the NE game was quite the feat too. Listen; I too hope Trent has a great year. I also hope to witness a man walking on the surface of Jupiter, but Jupiter doesn't have a surface.

Does that mean Sarkozy is actually pretty tall?

She's 16.

My point is that any obejective observation leads to the conclusion that the Bills are one of the three teams most likely to draft a QB high next year.

If you were a Texans fan you would not agree with what you just typed. You would laugh at anyone who did type it.

Why don't you take the draft value chart into account and call '09 his rookie year?

Inconsistent is better than consistenly unable to produce.

Steely, You can probably do better than $550 if you get the one from Michael Jackson's estate sale.

There is very little objectionable content in the book itself. The inmate was convicted of plotting to kill a sitting US president. The FBI probably objects to him having insight into how any president operates. If you're looking for objectionable content from the prez, here you go.

The results beg to differ.

Close or equal does not count so... Lions - 1, but they just drafted Stafford so they will not draft a QB next year Jets - 2, ditto Vikings - It will be Favre so that makes 3 49ers - 4 Raiders Garcia. Are you joking? Tampa Bay Leftwich and Griese have both done more than Trent Denver Broncos Orton is not great but has done much more than Trent So generously he is better than 4 current starters in the NFL. Take away the Jets and Lions because they have cast their lot. That makes the Bills more in need of QB than every NFL team except the Vikes and 9ers. Do you think the teams with the 3 worst QBs in the league might want to draft a QB?

I'd settle for top 27.

Touchdowns count for 6 points each. All of that other crap everyone lists counts for zero points. Take off your Bills hat. Imagine you are a fan of a team like the Seahawks. Now name me 5 current NFL starters that Trent is better than.

Are you familiar with the concept known as "touchdowns"?

Do you thnk Shawn Taylor might have done it?

I'm 93% sure the reason for that theory is frogs.

Do you keep in touch with the rest of the swarm?

Is this particular ineptitude considered part of our Los Gatos foreign policy or our Los Gatos technology policy?