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Or perhaps he faked the injury to avoid practice. Once he got drafted, there was a running stream of excuses for not having to practice.

Maybe if J rus Byrd practiced more in the spring, he would have been in the games earlier on the schedule. Who knows, maybe he would have had a pick in the NE game and we would have won. There is no doubt he has talent. Committment and preparation are important too.

So you're saying if I flip a coin 100 times it might come up heads every time? The law of averages says it should be around 50/50. Sure it might be 51/49 due to the wieght factor on 1 side of the coin versus the other, but over a full session of coin flipping it will even out. Similarly, over a full football season, the 4th down conversions will even out. Not to get all high and mighty, but this is called regressing to the mean. I know that is technical talk but what it means is that the Bills will probably not stop too many more 4th downs this year.

That is exactly what I'm worried about. Carolina went for it on 4th and 4 yesterday for example. 4 yards is a lot and teams punt almost all of the time with 4 to go.

Carolina probably just figured that we had stopped so many so far that just about any play would work.

Dude, That is harsh. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but let's face it, death squads are pretty practical. Do you know if the plans include dispensing of environmental hazards left behind by old people? You know, like embroidered pillows and doilies and crap like that.

I just noticed on the highlights that they converted one in the 4th quarter. I had forgotten about that. It looks as if the law of averages has already started to kick in. We will probably give up a bunch between now and the end of the year.

You may want to save that line for re-use in Steely threads.

The Bills seem to have stopped a ton of 4th and shorts this year. They stopped another one yesterday. It is certainly good and yesterday's was important, but at this point the odds are not in our favor. We are WAY above the norm in stopping these and the law of averages is bound to catch up with us. It seems to me that it is almost impossible mathematically for us to stop another one for the rest of the season. Maybe one but that would be it.

Good one but no. I meant

Masked marauders hate Aerosmith Get revenge by killing singer's ugly daughter. Next: School of Rock

I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone, but a town just can't let them come in and suck up all the resources. I mean seriously, OP is supposed to provide all of these low cost benefits to old people from tax money and the most they can expect in return is apple sauce? Apple sauce? Really? It is probably not very good either as old people tend to forget which ingredients have already been added to the mix and which haven't. Have you ever tasted apple sauce with four doses of cinnamon? Gross. These people should really stay where they originated. Yes, they would still be a drag on society but it would be more evened out in which towns were being dragged in what ratios.

Laura Dern's boyfriend gets out of prison. She gets naked. Her career spirals downward ever since. Next up: Tommy Boy

Have you seen his web show? He rambles and rambles on that too.

I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but let's face it, the camera is not friendly to them ain't no way I'm seeing that Next: War of the Worlds Tom Cruise version

Movie gets released Everyone hates it One dude says its great Up next: Men in Black

Jimmy Bandito?

How about some web based video Bills game previews filmed in the same bunker Osama uses?

Mormons seem so up tight about sex that the Gitmo officals probably don't want to give them any ideas. Are muskrats native to Cuba?

Hippies get stoned and say stupid things that sound like jokes but are not. Their brains are too fried from the 60s to have the mental capacity required to make a decent joke on purpose.

Halloween is a religious holiday but just another religion. It is for Satan worshippers. The stuff with cute costumes like Superman and Spiderman for little kids was put in years ago to gradually ratchet up the power of Halloween. The worst thing that would happen used to be stuff like razor blades in Milky Way bars. Little stuff like that.Now we see stuff like people killeing themselves for displays and whatnot. In about 15 years you will see ritual slayings in the streets and the like and no one will bat an eye. The goal of these people is for every day to be Halloween. P.S. Did anyone see anything about a t-shirt in the article?

You'd be laughing even harder if you knew that it was only 5 years ago and he bought a Honda Fit with all the money he had saved.

Canadian doctors? The odds this guy stayed dead were 200%?

I feel for you. At least I have the Cardinals. My Pacers are tough too but in a different way because the league just always screws them over.

It's the Mets organization. And you expect people to learn from their mistakes?