Dude,
Don't get me wrong, I am really glad you're doing well. It is good to have you back. Everyone was worried. The Googlebot even cried and rusted himself shut. Don't ask how Sammy got rid of the rust cuz if the Googlebot finds out there is gonna be a fight.
And......
I guess I never really appreciated all the work you do around here. The place has gone to heck and a handbasket. I gave Sven some of your work but for all of that Nordic bravado he can't keep up. Some of the clients are pissed. Code name London Marriott for one.
But......
You better get back here in a hurry because there is a storm a brewing. When I told code name Ennifer Janiston about your Sprial Vaginitis it seemed to really freak her out at first. Then I think it started to turn her on. She wouldn't spend any time with Sven and as you know I want no part of that so she has been waiting for you. At this point she is like that old horse Fury kicking down the stall doors and everything. I have thus far been able to keep your home address a secret but I think she is tracking Ginny's shipments of Werther's Originals so be careful.