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I can confirm that Global warming is a fake, but all of this stuff about the scientists being disorganized and losing data and scam e-mails is a distraction. The ultimate plan of the government is to control everyone on the planet. These supposedly "botched" scientific measurements are just a small piece of the puzzle. They want you to believe that they have lost control of these measurements and want you to "help" them get it back. They will ask that every man, woman, child and Canadian on the planet submit to monitoring. Before they do this, they will place devices on cows to measure their farts. Although they could simply kill all mammals so that humans may live if global warming were true, they won't do that. The cow devices will set off false alarm bells which will lead the government to tell you it needs to monitor people, not just mammals. Every person will be outfitted with a device that wires their brain, spine, mouth, butt, and nether regions. It is supposedly to measure greenhouse gas output, but if they really cared they'd monitor the pores too. Remember this. I can not go into too much more detail at this time, but I'm sure you're asking how I know all this. Well, it is because I was outfitted with one of these devices several years back during a faked alien abduction. It was really just government guys dressed up in those suits with huge eyes and stuff. They have not yet mastered surgery with those clumsy suits but I managed to fake being asleep throughout the painful process. I allowed this to happened because I knew the Googlebot could figure out what was going on. Originally, I thought they had figured out the whole Sammy/Silica thing but they are still clueless there. As things unfolded the Googlebot was able to hack into their fake system. If I'd fart a reading would come up on a screen and add it to a total. But the reading was faked. I'd eat beans and stuff to create more greenhouse gasses but despite the content of the individual farts, the measured results were random. They were just generating fake numbers! The Googlebot then discovered and unused part of the program for mind control. It was still incomplete but the device downloads really fast so I did not want to risk it. I had the Googlebot remove the device. The government discovered this. They must not have perfected the mind control yet but they tried to warn me by giving Beerboy his spiral vaginitis. It was not until I snuck into the hospital room with the Googlebot and removed the device that he turned the corner. Whew. Anyway, I'm not sure how many updates I'll be able to give but please be careful.

There is a lot to like about Bradford but frailty is a trait on which we can take no risks. He had two major injuries and has a girlish look about him that screams out injury-prone. The good news is that other teams know this. If we can make a move similar to SD with Brees and take him toward the top of the 2nd then it is probably worth the risk. I have a feeling he will go in the mid 20s and trading up to get there is too costly. Clausen is a big jerk and the other QBs stink. There will be a revolt if Trent is still on the roster day 1. Brohm is a drinker which shows other psychological problems which explains his drop in status. Kerry Collins part 2? That is our best hope. Anyway, we either make a trade for McNabb or we end up with Pennington or Fitz.

Nice knowing you, cuz I think you're getting banned for that.

Any chance your CPA friend filmed the 15 minutes of glory you spent on this problem and posted it on Youtube? Please?

TC and a really original bass line.

Fine whatever. But let it be known that my sympathy for your spiral vaginitis will not last long. Anyway, 10-14 days huh? Do you want to start out right away with code name Ennifer or would you like to ease into things with someone a little less energetic like code name Clillary Hinton?

I feel bad for you and Sven can't help so how about you keep the 4x and the boo bucks, I keep the koo bucks and you promise to re-adhere to the policy. I would NOT want people finding out the identity of London Marriott.

Did you really just link an article that could help people figure out the true identity of code name Ennifer? As for the fees, consider them quadrupled. You keep the regular fee, I keep the rest due to the fine for code name revelations. Geez dude. What about the vial? I'm sure she'd be willing to pay boo koo bucks for that and it is not subject to fine. And how do you get a stipend in form of cash? You must have to roll it up real tight. Do you use a lot of scotch tape? These moderators are strange. This is almost as weird as the whole Nus Irpac fascination. And hurry it up if you can. She is kicking down stable doors faster than Sven can repair them. I think in 10-14 days I might have to build a whole new staging barn.

Ok Nervous Guy tried to answer and moved the thread to Consumer Digest or some other crap. But anyway, your answer confuses me even more. How did you get brackets around some of the words? Can't only computers do brackets because people do parentheses? "There's an app for that" is cute, but not many people use their Blackberries to post. If the computer assigns the username that is cool and all but it seems like a pretty advanced function for a board like this. The Googlebot does this kind of stuff, but I doubt SDS can afford a Googlebot. About the stipend, why are they paid like that? Why not money? Simon's picture has a beard so he wouldn't shave usually anyway. Why would he need a stipend, much less hundreds of them? This stuff is not a big deal really, I was just curious. P.S. Code name Ennifer Janiston wants to know when your Spiral Vaginitis will totally wear off and if you possibly saved a vial. She talks so much that I always tuned her out, but since you've been laid up I've had to listen a little bit. The girl is borderline Canadian.

Maybe because no one would ever want to take over Canada?

I was going to give this a chance but it is just sad. You'd think the Canadians would hire some good production people from the US or something for their moment in the spotlight. Obviusly they have not. I'm sure they're trying to look less stupid than they actually are, but do they really think 10 guys dressed up like Dudley Do-Right carrying a Canadian flag is going to people think they're smart? I don't know whether to laugh or cry but I'm definitely turning it off before Rocky the Squirrell starts flying around.

He can't comment on clients. It would break his non-disclosure agreement.

There is no way that site is real. Those numbers move around very quickly and that would take a lot of computing power just to put up some dumb web page. Think about it. They would have to have direct connections into every government agency; Federal, State and Local. There are thousands of computers tracking that and probably thousands of networks. You can't just ask permission to connect to these systems. You can get the information on Freedom of Information requests but that would take thousands of applications on a daily basis and it takes weeks to get the information. Then you'd have to have people entering the data to get the numbers to flash by that quickly. It would take hundreds and hundreds of people. How are these people being paid? The web site doesn't even have any ads to fund that kind of operation. The whole thing is crazy. Even if they got permission to connect to the systems, they would have to know every time a transaction takes money in or sends it out and build connections to upload the information. This costs craploads of money. I'd think I'd have to take the Occum's shaver approach on this and say it is BS.

I am a Bills fan unlike the person who is the topic of this thread.

When a fake FG broke the game open Good game, well two good drives at least. On a good drive after he almost singlehandedly blew the game 14 times. on an interception return by Greer

Other than promising his Mom to keep his hands warm on cold days, what promise did he ever show exactly?

I'll go with your word on the show. Any T-Shirt involved?

I don't get it.

Change all their names to Smith, Jones and other stuff we can spell.

It means fast.

The very first line of my post explains I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone.

I have always had as much or more respect for old people than anyone, but until I saw an actual cadaver sing at the Super Bowl, even I didn't know what could be done. When I saw this corpse belting out a tune without a respirtator or heart attack, I wondered if some day old people might be able to drive their cars in a straight line. When I saw his carcass of a partner faking playing a gutiar I realized that some day old people may be able to fake their way through an eye test. These two stiffs have re-opened my eyes and given me more respect than ever.

Any gloves available? Pictures of Maybinot getting a sack or Hardly making a catch?

The singing might not have been good but were the bass lines imaginiative?

That's what Ennifer seems to think.