Don't confuse Canadians with hippies. Yes, Canadians smell, but they are not in the same league.
Anyway, your poop is green because you ate a whole box of Crunch Berries in two days.
And why would anyone want to buy......I really don't want to get into that. I mean you can pretty much buy anything if you have enough scratch, but why on Earth.....never mind.
I'd ask the Googlebot to look into why the question has been asked, but he is a little off his game lately. It's weird really. I don't know what to think.