As the winner of the 23rd post wins thread, I humbly accept the title of champion. Thank you Mr. Warwrwowwrw or however you spell it.
As I'm sure you have seen, I returned the $1.38 Million in cash and the Schlitz, Utica Club and Rheingold bottle caps earlier this morning. Although always appreciated, the money is a mere blip and I did not have the bandwidth to get to my accountant this morning so screw it. The bottle caps were a nice idea, but frankly they were in bad condidtion. Where have you been storing those things?
Anyway, I have decided to give you a prize instead; just for running such a good and above board contest. Within the next few days, I will post a 2010 Bills Preview article in this thread. As your reward, I will encourage you to publish it under your by line with no threat of me accusing you of being an article stealing polygamist.
I am very busy what with code name Ennifer turning things upside down looking for Sage's strictly private contact information and all sorts of other stuff going on here, but I will get to it and your career will be looking up.
You're welcome in advance.