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Did you open the door to the wind tunnel again? I know I set up the house of cards in the arboretumiary and that is only a few hundred yards from the wind tunnel but I swear to God if you left that door open and the whole thing falls down I am going to be pissed like you have never seen. That house of cards is now 500 feet high and has a fully functioning Friendly's restaurant on the first floor. It is the only Friendly's in Indiana. And by the way, Brian's inner goodness came right from the spray paint aisle at Lowe's. And yes, I know how you feel about Sammy because he is so mean to you but please don't call him stupid.

Right. Suicide bombers and 9/11 attackers are super duper nice.

Ever since his spiral vaginitis, Beerboy has had some really strange ideas. About 10 days ago he said I should hire this dude to do some work around the estate. He said the guy was a really good painter. I'm glad I have been too preoccupied with Sammy's whereabouts to hire anyone. In retrospect, I think it was Sammy and the fact that the dude simply did not look like a Brian and the whole thing seemed fishy.

That would be funny but the Peter Pan site would be better.

Am I the only one that realizes this is a hoax? How in the heck can that huge steel boat not sink if all the power is out? No propellers = no floating.

Good point.

The Googlebot is out looking for Sammy who has been missing since Halloween.

Dudes, As you well know I have tons of money and although I am very financially wise there are a few things I like to spend money on. These things are cars, travel and the finest foods. Anyway I have pretty much been to all the most expensive places in the world, most of which are not known to the general public. Anyway, the one places I've always wondered aboout is Suffragette city from that song by Elton John or whoever. Anyway it must be expensive because it says that the guy can't afford the chicken. Chicken is not typically an expensive food so the preparation of this dish in Suffragette city must be exquisite. I can't even imagine how much the claviar must cost there. I am hungry at the moment and would like to try something new. Anyway, where is this place?

David Stern happened.

Although I'll never forget these people I am not in a dark cloud. Do you think I could have amassed my fortune if I had a repeatist attitude? I think it is healthy to reflect not only on the glorious moments in life, but also the difficult ones. It is also critical to actively participate and not stand on the sidelines. That is why I remember these people so that I can strike the right balance. I love my mama and all but she is a good example of standing on the sidelines. When we had a big group get together we'd always be telling her to put down the camera and join us. She was always making a stir about how great it was to have us all together but she never really participated. I suppose a lot of moms are like that. When I think about it, Ginny is always handing out Werther's Originals but I have never her seen her take one for herself. Maybe it is an old woman thing. Who knows? I'm just saying you have to live your life but don't forget the good things and bad things that have happened. There is opportunity in all of them. I don't want to ever again, or have one of you dudes, see an ambulance screaming down Main street and not give it a thought. It could be Eugene. Well, not Eugene again but you get the idea. Did he die on October the 2nd 1981? We could be related.

Thanks for the kind thoughts. Although I agree about peanut allergies this was not the case with Callaway. It wasn't the cook, it was the maid. She just stood there and she watched him turn blue. Anyway, I have no idea about her green card as I didn't hire her, my uncle did. Also anyway, it just proves that life can be fleeting and should be treasured. Don't be reckless like my friend Brian Temple. He thought he could make it, so from the third story he jumped. He missed the swimming pool Only by inches and everyone said he was drunk.

I didn't kill Eugene but am sad and guilty to this day that he is gone. I heard the ambulance screaming down Main Street and didn't give it a thought. I guessed it was just a nameless person, a number if you will but it was Geno. This showed me to never take anything for granted. You just never know. Another example was my second cousin; his name was Calloway and he died when he'd barely turned two. Of all things it was peanut butter and jelly that did it. The help, she didn't know what to do.

I don't know if he is a bigot or not but I do know that you are FULL OF CRAP. I just went on the Bills website; clicked on roster and here is what I saw:

I don't get it. Is your Uncle named Eugene like mine was?

I'm sorry to hear your Uncle only has a month to live.

If he is anti-gay why would he want to get in your bed unless you're a chick?

We traded that loser to the Vikings? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7th rounder I suppose?

To be fair, Yusuf Lightfoot is a pretty stupid sounding name.

That's real funny and classy. Remind me to mock you 19 years and a month after your Uncle passes away.

I still miss you Geno. I wish when I heard the ambulance screaming down Main Street I had given it a thought.

It must be pretty good around here because Sammy is still not back. I am starting to get a little worried.

Dude; the guy that turned Mormon/Islamic and moved out of the US? No. I don't like that dude at all?

On the field they have different rules of course. A Homerun and a field goal are two different things. When trading of contracts off the field are in question, both are subject to the interstate commerce clauses and not allowing transactions is known as restraint of trade which is in blatant violation of federal statute. I'm not saying the Bills would find a trading partner if they got Moss, but they should at least take a shot.

I never liked Harry Chapin but that song is ok.

Deadline schmedline. They can still try to pass him through waivers to the correct trade partner and pull him back if he is claimed by another. This is common practice in baseball after the "deadline". This is how the Giants got Cody Ross.