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Mallett a franchise QB? Where? In Transylvania? I don't think adjusting the bolts on his neck would make him any faster.

Beerboy.... It is as I feared....only worse. They have Sammy. That I figured. They have the Googlebot. God knows what They have done there. It gets worse because the simple answering of the call has opened both a port hole and a wormal. I couldn't have imagined that. They will be crossed over soon. It is time to go Doublecheney. Completely off the grid. Before you go, get Sage. And lentils. NO ENNIFER. Make sure to bring an infocoligistic centrifuge with redundant power supplies. You had better make it two in case there is a problem. We do not want to be without one of those. I am confident in the doublecheney plan but say your goodbyes just in case. If this is it, my only regret is having to leave before getting in a valid entry in the day trading contest thread.

Ringing.....

Beerboy, They did not call last night. I think They are either toying with me or more likely trying to figure out the plan. I will not answer during the day. Stay at the ready. Proceed with a normal day today. Got it?

Does your dad's shirt have a hole in it too or just the one that was sent back?

Maybe the Bills coaching staff can help Mallett adjust to the speed of the pro game by adjusting the bolts on the side of his neck.

I had spelled your name wrong and did not want to insult you.

If they made it from wherever all the way to Earth then they were not users before they got here. One of the third graders may have convinced them this is a cool thing to do on Earth. Next thing you know.....crappy driving. Their moms probably still don't understand. Think about it like this: When Miles Standish met the Indians he was lucky nobody had invented cars yet. After he smoked the peace pipe he may have woken embarrassed about the unspeakable liberties they had taken, but at least he was still alive. Like the aliens, drugs had brought him down many levels in his ability to comprehend and respond. The aliens just had potentially dangerous technology at their disposal where all Standish had was an exposure to lifelong shame.

EGYLN, When your first post is about a boner and your second asks me if I want to play, I will have to respectfully decline.

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EGYLN, I was hoping that hippies were FINALLY going away but it seems it is just you posting about boners again.

Until you crash your spaceship. Those Roswell aliens mom's are probably still crying themselves to sleep every night. Who knows how long their life should have been.

The calls are starting up again. We HAVE to be ready for Doublecheney. I am answering tonight. Not today. Not tomorrow. Tonight. I hope it is not what I fear but there can be no other reasonable assumption. Make sure Sage and the lentils are ready. DO NOT tell Ennifer or let sage tell her. Got it.

I saw Mallett in your neck of the woods. He was really big too. Actually I thought it was Mallett then I realized it was some chick holding a torch and a book. She moved just like Mallett.

I said space aliens. Canadians are stupid enough without pot. My point is this: If the Roswell natives smoke pot in the third grade it is clearly part of the overall culture. A few rogue aliens probably got suckered into trying weed and then crashed their spaceship. It pretty much proves that even advanced societies are subject to loser potheads. At least the aliens abandoned these losers instead of glorifying them.

All of this arguing over a word when we should be congratulating Tom. He is getting married!!!!!!!!!! Congrats Tom.

Maybe we can take Jay Clocker instead of that other QB. Then we can have the Cloker to Stocker combo.

How stupid do you have to be to be a space alien and figure out interplanetary travel only to crash your UFO when you get to New Mexico? I have never understood how that happened but now it seems that maybe they picked up some habits from the locals and it impacted their driving.

Did the jewish guy finance the whole operation?

I don't get it.

You're twins?

During Zolak's "career" he probably was back and forth to the concession stands a lot during games. I wouldn't be too surprised if this is how he ranked them.

I fixed it so that people could understand.

Just a rumor but it is possible that Sage found this out the hard way.

I know Garth was in a few crappy movies as an actor but when did he play Flutie?