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I was kind of hoping the mentally ill teenager was actually the one working the front desk.

Now if only Costco customers were even half as decent as the store itself. People turn into absolute animals around those sample stations. I've started going there on weekday nights when there aren't any samples just so I don't become the guy who ran over a tiny old asian woman with a shopping cart. People will just camp out anywhere they damn well please and cross in front of carts without looking, all for a free tiny cube of cheese... actually the entire tray of tiny cubes of cheese.

How many grammatical errors can they squeeze into one talking bobblehead? I may have to find that RJ one though.

Do you get to wait at the ticket window and call everyone who wants a refund an idiot? It's either that or you stand outside the theater door and say it to everyone. I'm not really sure which would be better.

I'm still trying to figure out why they went with a show that is offensive to the physically handicapped. They probably should have changed the name.

They always put a post it note on the coffee pots here that give the date and time they were made. Today's said "1/29/2018 9:30am". So I am currently drinking future coffee.

Marchand uses that “I was just defending myself” excuse every single time. They should add a few game on for that alone. It makes absolutely no sense. By his logic, he could slash someone in the face because he wanted to avoid getting hit.

I just hope someone finds the right joke for the term "beaver's moon".

Both last year and this year, Eichel has gotten much better as he's gotten deeper into the season. That's the kind of guy you need to get into a playoff series.

I thought Mead mead was the good old fashioned Tide in its liquid form.

I saw it two weeks ago. I got stuck next to a woman who over the top laughed at just about everything in the movie. The wife and I continuously rolled our eyes at each other constantly. I have no idea what movie that lady was watching. As for critics, I've long since stopped listening to them. All too often, they're looking for something completely different out of a movie than I am. I really don't care if 90% of critics don't like a movie because there's still a chance that I have the same mindset as one of them in that remaining 10%. I'm also not going to put much weight into an audience score either because people are stupid. We're talking about many of the same people who drool over seeing what the Kardasians are going to do next.

Every single damn wedding I've been to in the Boston area. I've gone out of my way to ruin that song for as many people as possible. The crazy guy in my group of friends up there (he's our Alan from the Hangover) is named Klein. I've managed to convince a few people that the lyric is "I've been in Klein". It did the job, they can't listen to it anymore. But anyway, Parkinson's is a B word. My dad got the absolute worst of it. His dad had it too, so I can't wait until it's my turn.

The only person who actually likes Bill.

Just like every other story like this, I’m sure it took off a bit more after the news started running these “look what your kids are doing” stories.

I'm slightly concerned. That looks just like my kitchen counter and the wife was off from school most of last week due to snow.

Really enjoyed the free candy

Named his firstborn child Electric Mayhem

Was the inspiration for the Buffalo Bill character in Silence of the Lambs. Go ahead, ask him for some lotion.

Instead of digging up the thread from the summer, I'll just post it here. I finally got around to seeing Dunkirk this weekend. Man, I wish I had seen that in a theater.

One of the plows I've seen around here looks like it's straight from the 60s. I'm fortunate that I can work from home when I want, so I don't bother messing with the poorly treated roads. I saw a perfect example today of why I just stay at home even though I could easily drive around. The weather is fine now and any roads close to my house are completely cleared. I drove out to the store today and I had a pickup truck behind me that had his entire windshield covered with snow, except for a 1 foot wide spot in front of the driver's seat. The rest of his truck was completely clear. That kind of idiot is the exact reason why I decide to lay low.

Watch what so many will do under ideal conditions. That is the perfect explanation of why they suck so much in the snow. If someone can't even read at a third grade level, they sure as hell aren't reading a novel.

So many people don't know how to drive in general. Why would you expect them to be able to drive in snow?

They should never speak ill of MXC. That show was amazing. Guy LeDouche should be covering the sidelines for ESPN.

Well he did say sheep and goats

The wife and I will be making a weekend trip there at some point in the spring. The mother-in-law gave us a gift card to a fancy hotel there (I can look up the name later) for Christmas. I'm going to have to keep an eye on this thread.