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Stop ruining one of life's big mysteries.

I have a coupon where today is listed as the expiration date. I've never figured out if that means I can still use it today or not. I guess this will be the day where I find out the truth.

Seeing as how I made a typo and wrote "the" instead of "they", I have no idea what you're getting at here.

The Super Adventure Club?

I have a couple policies through them. I want to like them, but they wound up canceling my home owners insurance last year because they never bothered to process a simple form I sent to them three times. The acknowledged receiving the form each time, but then never bothered doing anything with it. Everything worked out eventually, but I still have no idea how they Fed that one up. I really do want to like them though. I just had a good experience right now with their customer service on something else.

To this day, I still have no idea how they were able to write off Poochie from The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show.

Good point. I don't want to say too much in case of spoilers, so I'll just say it was the the one that happened last on the show.

I knew it had to happen but wasn't sure how they would do it... but man was that ending for the villain absolutely brutal.

I was kind of hoping the mentally ill teenager was actually the one working the front desk.

Now if only Costco customers were even half as decent as the store itself. People turn into absolute animals around those sample stations. I've started going there on weekday nights when there aren't any samples just so I don't become the guy who ran over a tiny old asian woman with a shopping cart. People will just camp out anywhere they damn well please and cross in front of carts without looking, all for a free tiny cube of cheese... actually the entire tray of tiny cubes of cheese.

How many grammatical errors can they squeeze into one talking bobblehead? I may have to find that RJ one though.

Do you get to wait at the ticket window and call everyone who wants a refund an idiot? It's either that or you stand outside the theater door and say it to everyone. I'm not really sure which would be better.

I'm still trying to figure out why they went with a show that is offensive to the physically handicapped. They probably should have changed the name.

They always put a post it note on the coffee pots here that give the date and time they were made. Today's said "1/29/2018 9:30am". So I am currently drinking future coffee.

Marchand uses that “I was just defending myself” excuse every single time. They should add a few game on for that alone. It makes absolutely no sense. By his logic, he could slash someone in the face because he wanted to avoid getting hit.

I just hope someone finds the right joke for the term "beaver's moon".

Both last year and this year, Eichel has gotten much better as he's gotten deeper into the season. That's the kind of guy you need to get into a playoff series.

I thought Mead mead was the good old fashioned Tide in its liquid form.

I saw it two weeks ago. I got stuck next to a woman who over the top laughed at just about everything in the movie. The wife and I continuously rolled our eyes at each other constantly. I have no idea what movie that lady was watching. As for critics, I've long since stopped listening to them. All too often, they're looking for something completely different out of a movie than I am. I really don't care if 90% of critics don't like a movie because there's still a chance that I have the same mindset as one of them in that remaining 10%. I'm also not going to put much weight into an audience score either because people are stupid. We're talking about many of the same people who drool over seeing what the Kardasians are going to do next.

Every single damn wedding I've been to in the Boston area. I've gone out of my way to ruin that song for as many people as possible. The crazy guy in my group of friends up there (he's our Alan from the Hangover) is named Klein. I've managed to convince a few people that the lyric is "I've been in Klein". It did the job, they can't listen to it anymore. But anyway, Parkinson's is a B word. My dad got the absolute worst of it. His dad had it too, so I can't wait until it's my turn.

The only person who actually likes Bill.

Just like every other story like this, I’m sure it took off a bit more after the news started running these “look what your kids are doing” stories.

I'm slightly concerned. That looks just like my kitchen counter and the wife was off from school most of last week due to snow.

Really enjoyed the free candy

Named his firstborn child Electric Mayhem