You should try living here. My brother and I are both currently looking at homes, him in Buffalo, me in Boston. He's seeing stuff that is half the price and twice the size of the stuff out here. I really need to relocate.
They've got the strange combination of simultaneous superiority and inferiority complexes. Mention the Yankees, Lakers, or Peyton Manning to someone and you'll see a fine display of insecurity.
$3 beer? What was it, Bud Light? The only place you're finding a $3 dollar beer around here is called the liquor store.
It's safe as long as you don't accidentally turn the wrong way when leaving the hotel.
If you head south, look out.