Meathead

is that a ... gay reference?!? lol. i dont even know the tralf would be cool. i will show up at the ralph ready to play if he can make that happen. lets keep our fingers crossed

as of right now i am planning on showing up at the fillmore sat feb 19 with my guitar and a representative from the charity of my choice. i will inform you of that charity no less than a week prior and you can tell me if youre comfortable with supporting that cause. it should be well before that but if it isnt it will be something universal like cancer ... which i hadnt intended initially but now obviously becomes immanently apropos so it will probably be that you will provide a bank or certified check or some other type of prepaid check when i arrive. once the charity representative confirms its validity then we will be set. we can also do that well prior to the event if i am able to guarantee my availability due to treatment schedules this moment is not too big for me and i am enthusiastic to proceed in any manner you feel appropriate. i would be happy to simply demonstrate to you in an unplugged fashion that i can indeed do it and we will proceed with the donation. if you want to hand me a plug and provide a mic i will perform clean amplified to whomever wants to listen. and i will definitely be good enough that ppl will have some fun with it i think i will be fine, and if im not i will attempt to proceed anyway and see what happens. but in the event i am too ill then we will just have to chalk it up to life fkg us over with the timing of my treatments if youre just fronting i STRONGLY urge you should apologize and issue a mea culpa right now. i will forgive you but lets not waste any more of my time here. you dont want to vault to the top of the all-time total dick over thirty plus years of internet message board experience. hell not just mine, pretty much everybodys. you can get out now if you just admit whats going on. we will move on either way but your rep would take a catastrophic hit if you proceed with some kind a façade from here can you make this happen or not?

thats gronks actual acting

oh man i made that joke and immediately turned to see poppy making the coin flip nice to see he made it but man that makes me feel awkward about my joke how about if she just breaks her leg again on the first play. now thats reasonable

would it be wrong it i was praying for a precision guided missile to sever marcias spinal chord live on international tv?

idk even know what that means but i think what i said is perfectly reasonable. you have to decide if you want to be a part of it or not. if youre just going to pull my chain that pls dont waste any more of my time bc frankly idk how much more i have left and i dont want to spend it on a dick thats just going to say one thing then do another i will let you know as soon as i find out the status of my treatment. i could literally step up on stage right now and do these songs so its possible i could still make that date. its just a matter if i will be physically able

idk why youre doing this but im excited. hopefully youre just a real guitarist who wants to see if im lying and if not will be happy doing something good. but i can definitely perform these songs in front of an audience and i will definitely be happy to take your money and give it to ppl that can use it there may be complications however. depending on the results of a bone biopsy last week i expect to be starting chemotherapy this coming week or shortly thereafter. so naturally i may not feel up to performing if i am trying to deal with that therapy. ive never had it before so its a big unknown for me at this point. we will have to see naturally, if you are sincere then this will be no problem for you. if it cant be this event it could be another one once im ready to proceed. we could contact the press, tell them whats going on, and perhaps make this into a fun pre-show event that generates even a lot more money and publicity. i would be seriously down with that i will be able to tell by your responses if youre sincere. if i determine youre just jerking me around im going to drop it and let everyone decide what kind of a person you are. if youre sincere, then this could be something special that we remember for a long time. keeping my fingers crossed

awesome dude. pick a day and i will see if i can be there. we might have to go back and forth a little since im dealing with some important health issues but im sure we can agree to something. i will make arrangements with the charity of my choice to be there to collect the money. once thats confirmed we will get this done

lol. no. you guys are the ones being butt hurt vaginas over something stupid here. i want to publicly pwn you and use your money to do something good at the same time so are yall chicken? brawk bruk bruk brawwwwwk its only a few bucks for each of you. i will even write and perform a new song titled Butt Hurt Vaginas in your honor. make a positive impact in the world instead of just being whiney pussies. and learn a vital lesson not to be a baby dick at the same time its a bargain dudes. so where am i goin?

Name a place in Buffalo and I will show up and do it. but it's going to cost you $1,000 bet to be given to charity Why don't you and the veterans all chip in, won't cost you each so much. Then I can also pwn all of you permanently at the same time

also lost my best and only bro twenty years ago named danny. still hurts but most of that fades into joyful memories over time

dont worry, don invited oliver wendell douglas to the wh so we should be hearing soon

i know, we could do a whole album together. i will be on guitar and keyboards, you on moonshine still percussion but what would we call ourselves? Kirkegaard and the Hayseeds. no WAIT, you go first ... Hayseed and the Kirkegaards or we could go all toad the wet sprocket and do The Cliffs of Hillbilly Stonehenge oh yeah this is coming together now bros

lmfao perfect

i thought that for a long time too but i was impressed with that recent clip of him and robin discussing the don. maybe it was just a shining moment idk but im going to try to listen to them more now and see. keep forgetting to go look

do you want me to write a song about being pwngful? take me about twenty minutes

dont hate me cuz im pwngful

oh i practice. i could get up on stage and perform if i wanted to. ive written hundreds of songs, its not hard. im just not a virtuoso bc i dont care about that. i write and play to express myself artistically, not jam licks with my tongue like eddie van halen

mandates from a presidential election are always a partisan fantasy anyway but yeah i find this whole presidential cycle deeply unnerving

lol. guitar snobs are like gamer nerds, theres some that always show up to be snarky and brag about stupid stuff that doesnt matter

Just kill me now

yes but i was more concerned with the implied racism/sexism/classism that was all over the place. fat white hayseed looking kid, little american flag on the car, vehicles made of plywood and tubafors. yeah its kennedy syndrome as you put it, its also hey lets show those hillbilly deplorables we are better than their automatic racism/sexism. its massively ironic that they are broadbrushing in exactly the same way they are simultaneously criticizing broadbrushing females like hello, fkg mcfly, is there anybody in there?!? this is what got us trump you retards. knock fkg knock knock

ah ok. guitar snob. i get it

great find dude indeed, what a piece of racist/classist ѕhit that ad is i ran a large and successful software quality mgmt consulting practice and those highly paid process professionals are dominated by females. i had female senior managers up and down my organization and they were paid exactly on par with the males however, lets be real here. employing a female in those roles absolutely has more risk to a practice manager than males. why? bc its females that overwhelmingly leave the workforce when family issues arise, like pregnancy, long term illnesses, elderly parents, etc. i actually had quite a few males that became mr moms when their senior manager spouses got pregnant, but still it was more common losing females than males in those situations. it was also easier for me to mitigate that risk bc i could always find temporary talent of high end independent contractors if i had to if i didnt have a replacement ready the point is that if you dont think there is a direct increased bottom line risk/cost ratio to hiring females for sr mgmt positions you are living in fantasy land. and that risk just magnifies when you are talking about traditional 'permanent' jobs that dont have the nimble options that consulting gave me so the cost is only going to escalate for traditional employers you never hear that talked about bc it isnt politically correct. ive seen studies that if you factor in those exact variables THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE IN PAY FOR EQUALLY SKILLED WORKERS on the basis of gender. so yeah, this ad just looks like a disgusting intentionally misleading and opportunistic ad plying on our own irrational biases about gender equality