simmer down john boy
every preseason, without fail, all across the nation, football fans either book their sb plane tickets or cry into their wheaties
and for what? for nuthin
cuz after decades of watching the nfl i have learned on thing: preseason means nothing
oh fans will come in here and offer all kinds of rationalizations why this time it means something. dont listen. it means nothing
no. thing. nah. ting. nada. zilch. zippo. antidisestablishmentarianism
you may now return to your regularly scheduled gushing