Ghost of BiB

We're all such big studly guys here. I'm picking on Bill because he got lost walking there. He chose the walk before lunch because he thought Mrs. KRC would enjoy it, and I think she did. People on this board aren't what they always appear to be. That said, the Crap Throwing Monkey blew it off and was half way through lunch before we found him.

Only if no one is looking. Well, no - sometimes I want them to look so they know who is going to blame them for it. Pick the best looking girl in the place, because everyone knows good looking women never fart. And, if they have a real personality you can laugh about it with your new friend.

I prefer to let VABills be the big spender, and buy lunch for everyone. Might cost you a walk through the flower garden, but it's free.

Christ, now he's started...

No you wouldn't, I'm even a bigger fool and Ass Hole in real life. Ask anyone who knows me.

This is rigged. Blow me.

If I'm around, I'll watch them, joke with other fans, drink beer, maybe even fart (especially after another fake double end around screen pass with no line - that makes me fart). I've watched them since the mid to late 60's. Nothing new here, folks.

I can't wait to see you in your sweater and beret. Black and White is much more dramatic than color.

I don't have a hairy ass. Just enough for a few crusty's if I don't wipe well.

I've been in the business much longer than you, grasshopper.

Volume, not effectiveness.

What if I didn't actually light my fart the other day? It was my epiphony. It's not soup...by no means...but now I understand. I'm going to go start a small pork roast, now.

Basic butane. I'm too old to get up the pressure for a good metal cut. I've tried...cost me a pretty nice date. Talk about 5-11 faux pas.

I'm up to 2, but I'm discussing copper farts.

Nice blue flames. Little bit of green, too. Think I'm getting too much copper?

I was lighting my farts the other day, and the same thought came to me. I decided if I was still around, I'd renew my Sunday Ticket and maybe go out a couple three times to the Sports Bar to watch a game and complain.

Your Avatar busy tonight? I got tree fiddy.

I love Ken. (Love his wife, too) The true renaissance man. Brews his own beer, publishes a football historical site, is writing a book on North Korea, and is involved heavily in State Politics. Where does he find the time and energy? But, the good looking blonde helicopter pilot likes the orange slice, so I'm not going to tell her she's wrong because you said so. That said, take what Ken tells you on beer as pretty much gospel.

And now, she's ducking.

This sort of explains my cobwebs. Need to dust more.

It's my duty to contaminate each and every entertainment thread. Was screwing around, MarkVaderr, figured you knew my reputation on that score and took it tongue in cheek. That said, nothing catching my eye. But, as with everyone else - I'm waiting to see next years academy winner... Snakes on a Plane.

Darin is respectable now, and will deny it all. Good grilled chicken, though.

You might miss Cheerleader Nation. It's very big in Montreal.

I absolutely can't wait to watch every movie coming out. I will watch them only because you told me what to watch and not, Mark. With everyone else here I thank you so much for telling me what to think, and I thank you so much for my own opinions.

My bad, I'm sorry. God forbid. I took a friend under a bridge once, but not upside down. I thought it was kinda cool.