Ghost of BiB

Building my sandbagged bunker, and arranging for moderator hotel space for the San Diego game. I figured the best way to curtail the inevitable is to physically prevent 80% of the posts from ever occuring. If you look closely at the picture, you will note that the water cannon are pushing people AWAY from the keyboards and to the xanax dispensers across the court. We also have an IT component that can automatically sort and categorize all "SUCK" posts by subject and frequency, further consolidating them into another column marked "waaa!" Game plans are handled in a similar manner, as are personnel replacements. By Tuesday afternoon each week, our crack take-down force will enter 1BD coaching offices, and present an after actions Powerpoint presentation created by our highly skilled systems analysis staff so that all suggestions may be incorporated for the following week's game. Those coaches that don't comply will be immediately deported to a secure facility in Northern Canada, where they will be made to watch continuous showings of "March of the Penguins". It's time to let us professionals take over, so that this season may be saved. Oh, there will be a simple little matter of a 3% increase in the price of beer to cover expenses. That is all, carry on. Oh wait...that's what everyone's been doing...

Everyone please report to work by 8 AM Wed.

I try to bring a small thermous to work with me a few times per week.

Check your PM. I won't mess up JSP's thread with witch women.

I already have a weather machine. So, what do I care.

You don't like the one I sent you? Should I post for a second opinion?

Pete, you have officially lost it.

I have recommended a new moderating staff. Group Photo Please return to your regularly scheduled activities.

Why not? At that point, what difference would it make?

Perfect time for a play action pass. No guts, no glory.

Try the homebrew?

Table next to me has 3 Falcon and 1 Miami fan. As we banter through the game, I make a bet that if the Bills win, and the Fins lose, they buy a round of martinis for my table (R.Rich and SDS don't drink martinis, so you see my method here...). Can't lose that bet, right? No way. I was drinking GOOD vodka, too. I have to say that they were extremely gracious in not holding me to it, even when I insisted. They seemed to think the day was was perfect enough. So, guess there are a few decent fans of other teams out there after all. Buffalo chokes, Miami wins, New England pulls it out with Pittsburgh...ah, that's just the kind of football day my momma told me I'd get somedays. Just want to thank everybody for making the trip (KRC and Mrs, CTM and Mrs, VABills and daughter, R.Rich, Scooter, the professor and MaryAnne) - I really enjoyed watching the game with y'all , and the good conversation despite the outcome. Friends make even an abortion like that an enjoyable time.

Get any points for his TD pass? Damn, that guy is good.

And we play them, too. Maybe LT can get 297.

Oh, you're just pissed because you expected Cancun to be there when you landed. So, cry to me about hearing about mice in the hotel again and see if I try to help.

I heard there was a game today...anybody watch it?

Normally, about 115-120 over 70-80. Is that good? You said you were interested, or was that some rhetorical question look at me I have a thousand million post crap? I've got about 500,000 posts over time, and have yet to say anything meaningful or worthwhile. Something I take a great amount of pride in. That's not easy to do with volume, then again, I should have gotten lucky by now.

You want stealth and precision, you pay for stealth and precision. You want dead cat, you get time on target and circular error probable.

I've heard he spits on peoples lips in pileups. Bring chapstick.

Got burned, huh?

Hey, aren't we all jaded at this point? Bad enough we B word or go pie in the sky on the Bills, but we have crossed the Rubicon talking the Sabres.

This isn't, like, going to be another horrible human being thing, is it?

Got enough done to get by, but they will probably gossip behind my back anyways.

Damn, amazing how sports threads read alike in Buffalo.

Oh great, remind everyone. Thanks so !@#$ing much. I'm still waiting for the cash deposit. Now, it's probably too late, since you posted this for God and everyone to read. So, it's now twice the agreed amount - you have the account number. By Thursday midnight it needs to be there. That was one tough cat, too.