Ghost of BiB

When no one arrests me for touching the cheerleaders, I'll think about it.

7 is usually a lucky number. Who ever wins anything on 1?

Any way you can email my Cuban? You did buy Cubans, right? Congrats. I have to enviously wonder what he will see 50 years from now.

Yup. Burning kittens in the Caddy is pretty cool. Gotta love kitty diesel. How can you watch any football looking around the elm tree in the living room?

I thought on it... And I still can't come up with anything I want from Walmart that much. I'm so lame.

It's sort of strange, that someone resurects "High Flight" every year or two or so...I love that poem. I think he's proven he can be fugged with. Much more so than many seasoned Veterans. So, is this your alias?

I don't believe they can answer the phone right now...

We might have to arbitrate Tractor Supply.

I'm more of a finesse kind of guy. Then again, there's a lot to be said for throwing hand grenades into the pond.

1. Steal underwear. 2. TAKE BRIBES. BUY MANSION. 3. Profit. Glad someone finally figured out the business model.

He's just stroking you. No one really wants you here.

Reformed.

I lay mine in a parking lot and call in an airstrike. That napalm leaves the outside crisp, and the inside tender juicy.

What's wrong with the one you already took? Oh wait...

I'm still working on blood stains... Hard to get them out of the drapes too.

I see everyone has been watching the History Channel. Some good shows, BTW.

But...doesn't the assistant public relations coordinator in Pittsburgh deserve a serious look?

Battery sheaf and lack of inversion conditions.

Make a nice pair of slippers.

But among my personal favorites.

But, to settle the bar discussion, any definition of "WMD" includes any chemical weapon designed as a chemical weapon - though there are several thousand people in Bhopal that might argue the point regarding certain industrial chemicals. And, BTW neither mustard or sarin are gases. They are liquids with varying degrees of volatility. They give off vapors, but are not a gas in the true sense of the word, as opposed to something like phosgene or cyanogen chloride.

Pulled from something I'm working on this morning.

It used to crash after a loss....

You have this losing bandwidth pretty well pegged. Experience is a teacher, though. I know you can, ya gotta laugh. We didn't expect anything after game two, but what are ya gonna do?