Ghost of BiB

LOL. I actually have people outside the US promising me soft things through the mail this year. One from a friend in Romania, another from Poland, another from France. They may not understand American football all that well, but being a sports/team fan is a universal language. It's still not easy to explain being a Bills fan to people in the US, I'm sure I sound pretty psychotic explaining it to a Romanian.

I don't want to offend any relatives...but is there another round?

I grew up with St. Bernards. Before they got inbred and were the most lovable self moving, drooling throw rugs in the world. I don't have a dog now. No cat, no fish. Hard to have a pet when you both live in Alexandria, and travel. Thought about a python, since you only have to feed them once a month. Hard to scratch them behind the ears while you're watching TV, though.

That didn't even deserve a devil smiley. Congress is small potatoes. Let alone a 'nuff said. If you want credibility, slam the big dogs.

Why, oh why can they never look like Catherine Bell in a smart business suit?

This is sorta kinda in the old news category.

GWB (I thought I'd save her the trouble, and the obligatory responses...have to save bandwidth for when the dolphins beat us) Franco.

Been there. Fortunately, never done that. It helps to have young cannon fodder to throw under the wheels. But, you're never going to get that Silver Star shunning combat, though. Or three purple hearts either. But, kudos...you are the politician in the family. You knew to pick the seat on the other side of the table. Always thinking...

Hitler.

I kind of like it, myself. Isn't opening Christmas packages fun? Especially with one finger... You're a box shaker, aren't you?

Why not a big slingshot and a giant net? Both sides? One doesn't only get the government money to build and operate, but you can charge 3 bucks a head for the thrill ride? Think about it. Maybe a catapult? Hey, it could work...

Corporate Dress Codes. I'll have to mention that to management while they are wearing the curtains and lampshades at the Division Christmas Party.

5-4 and 225 is a lot closer to diving on the grenade. Actually, given a choice...

I was going to mention that too, but figured CTM was out there. Mickey is a Liberal Arts kind of guy, so since he can look up and see that the sky appears blue, and it was a non-agenda item, one need not look any further. Things are ALWAYS as they appear to be, or as we are being told by TV...aren't they?

Oh man...I'm the dim sum ranger. Hong Kong seriously spoiled me. That, and suckling pig and duck. I can't pronounce the Cantonese word on the board in English, but I was known as "The Duck Man" around Causeway Bay. About 100 different ways to do duck. Almost a spiritual experience.

Rookie. Whenever you're on the other company's dime, you go Macallans 18 or 24 year old and scotch. Dewars is for your own company, unless you're with a crowd you're tight with - then EVERYBODY takes advantage. Security in numbers. Crocs always get a zebra or two, but never the ones who run fast together through the stream. Little icewater on the side. Their fault for inviting you. What I want to know, is at what point she started hitting on Ken, and he was being encouraged to "take one for the team".

Wasn't her first one, was it?

No, they'd be giving it to them to build either a t-shirt, or computer factory. Possibly, a couple new missile silos.

How'd you get the picture of my new intern? Damn, thought that was special for MY Christmas card. Guess the long weekend in the Caymans invite is generic too, huh?

Guess I'll go back to my all vodka diet.

Happy Birthday.

"If you had used the water proof paint like I told you, we wouldn't be doing this."

My dog's bigger than your dog... My dog's bigger than yours! My dog's bigger - cause he gets subsidized... My dog's bigger than yours.

Uh.... I'll have the veal?

Maybe they shouldn't have fired all the ones they had two years ago.