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Reuben Gant

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  1. Reuben Gant
    I am still imagining people coming home from the 3rd shift at Kodak with a knowing smile when they see a trail of roadkill, comforted that it is a sure sign they can unwind with the D&C when they get home.
  2. Reuben Gant
    I was going to write something along these lines but I thought, it is not nice to make fun of anyone that is haunted by sad duck eyes.
  3. Reuben Gant
    The camping prank is best reserved for people you like, and is older than the Roman Legions.
  4. Reuben Gant
    Take a Bottle of Saline solution and when it is totally dark pretend to sleepwalk and start pissing all over your buddy. Always good for a chuckle. This is best done to the person that passes out from drinking first. Catch on Video tape.
  5. Reuben Gant
    so no singing along with the National Anthem when the PA says, "please join in singing the National Anthem?"
  6. Reuben Gant
    Ironically, Anakin was not accepted as a Master on the Supreme Jedi Council. Coincidence?
  7. Reuben Gant
    In related news, Virgo's in St. Petersburgh ask their bosses for raises, and schedule some "just me" time.
  8. Reuben Gant
    good one.
  9. Reuben Gant
    I am against gay marriage too, but I wouldn't be opposed to attending a nice hot lesbian wedding.
  10. Reuben Gant
    Hmmm. We were just enjoying the rhetoric of toning down the rhetoric. But if it would make you feel better, the above is just a lie and doesn't "rise to the level" of rhetoric about rhetoric.
  11. Reuben Gant
    I think that whoever is nominated, the Senate will make slow work of but will eventually approve. They just need 5 Democrats.
  12. Reuben Gant
    That is exactly what happened, in each case those dogs were scooped right off the road in minutes. Didn't see them go in a pot, but I'm sure they were food.
  13. Reuben Gant
    In Vietnam, I hit three dogs on the same day. No kidding.
  14. Reuben Gant
    So, are you "either with him or against him" in toning down rhetoric?
  15. Reuben Gant
    I don't get it either, maybe I had too much sun as well.
  16. Reuben Gant
    So is it true my ex-wife's p***y is equal in timelessness to p***y you really like?
  17. Reuben Gant
    I think I'll lurk a while, this should be fun.
  18. Reuben Gant
    TD makes me boil noodles in my "electric oven"
  19. Reuben Gant
    Tune in next week, when the Stadium Wall learns how to make Rye Toast.
  20. Reuben Gant
    Pre-boil the water and subtract the pre-boiling time from the aggregate. Use egg-beaters and this should subtract the egg-cracking time, but be sure to add the carton opening time. Hope this helps.
  21. Reuben Gant
    Damn, that's pretty good.
  22. Reuben Gant
    more than 6 feet?
  23. Reuben Gant
    I used to score between 12-15 on the Reader's Digest Word builder, and that was when I was pretty young.
  24. Reuben Gant
    I always liked: "let facts be submitted to a candid world."
  25. Reuben Gant
    Lt. Michael McGreevy commander of a Navy Seal Team was Killed in the Chinook Rescue Operation in Afhganistan. 1992 Portville Central Grad. RIP. With all the talk of Iraq, lets not forget the troops in Afghanistan. http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=...id=444919&rfi=6
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