Sooo, not true!
Why would I need something to block my arse if there's nothin' coming out. Isn't that what apnea means??
I can help you with that...
Sure, blame your own emission problems on me!
On a serious note, I'm glad to see you have done this test and taking your health seriously, my dear! I've know you for over 10 years, so it would be sad (and boring) to not have you around to pester me.