McGill Bill

Oy.

I'm pretty sure there's a salary cap. It's my contract year, and I've really been a lock-down spellchecker this season. I'm going for the big bucks, and honestly, I don't think this board has the cap room.

Worship begins on Mondays at noon. Bring sacrifices.

Hey man, I'm just trying to make a difference. Sometimes when you want to change the world, you have to take things into your own hands. Radical changes require radical actions, like posting something totally inane on a sports message board. Vive la revolution.

Hey now, give him a break. Online sarcasm is an art. He still loses though. SDS 1 keepthefaith 0.5

Some people need to check there dictionaries.

It's spelled "definitely." Thank you.

As if he thinks it's crazy to pick the Bills, when he himself picked the Dolphins to win by only 2, like it's beyond the reasonably rational human mind to conceive that the Bills may just poke an extra one through the uprights for the win.

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Pssh obviously not. There's no chinstrap removal trickery involved. That play's on page one. It's the basic package, really.

A Terrence McGee kickoff return. Duh. If not, a seventy yard bomb to Jason Peters from Daimon Shelton on the fullback play action fake sneak reverse option.

I like the freestyle poetry setup of that post. The lack of stanza congruence requires a novel structural analysis, making for unique discussion.

Kind of like a line of scrimmage?

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At this point, the average voted number of wins is 6.17. Personally, I voted for 4.

Shelton! At long last, he shall be a Bill.

Now we should counter by signing Reese Witherspoon.

I was there too. I was right at the 20-yard line when Miami was making that big push at the end. A guy two rows behind me said, "Say, anyone remember that last drive on opening day last year?" I gulped. I gulped hard.

Yeah, full of balls! Wait. That didn't come out right.

Seriously. The thing is, the Buffalo game IS an NFC game. Well, 50% NFC. Should be good enough. I don't want to have to watch it with no sound at Champ's.

I'm in Montreal, and the CBS and FOX feeds that I get are from Burlington and Plattsburgh. WCAX is the CBS feed, I believe. My digital cable service says that FOX will be showing one of the Miami, Buffalo, Green Bay, or Minnesota games, but I don't know which one. Does anybody who gets this feed know which game will be shown? Thanks in advance.

It wasn't the old Malarchuk slash, was it?

Bills win, 0 to -3. Fewest points ever allowed in a game. First time any team has ever won without scoring any points.

Funny how Fox Sports puts the Bills #3 in their power rankings, and yet all but one of their experts picks the Bucs to cover the spread (not just win).

YES! A Neal Stephenson fan! Snow Crash is bar none my favourite book ever. I've also read The Diamond Age, Cryptonomicon, and The Big U. All amazing. I own Quicksilver, but haven't gotten around to reading that tome. I plan to start soon, but with school and all, it's hard to find the time.