Doug
Elsinores.
Bob
Twelve!
Doug
Twenty-four, yeah, twenty-four Elsinore beers.
Attendant
Twenty-four Elsinore! That will be $14.70.
Doug
I believe there will be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.
Attendant
Excuse me?
Doug
Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought
at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get
your beer free.
Bob
It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence
set in cases in law, eh?
Doug
So, like give us our free beer.
Attendant
You want free beer? Go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I
put the two of you in a bottle.
Doug
You sure you don't want to think this over?
Attendant
[seizing them both by their collars] I'm sure.
Doug
Ok, we're going.
Bob
Yeah.