crazyDingo

First off, he would never play here because he risks having his uniform changed from something classical and highly-identifiable into something crappy and gay. Not that I think our present uniforms are crappy and gay.... wait. yeah I do.

Wasnt Jim Kelley involved in some shady business dealings already? He would be better off buying Adelphia Cable.

What if we bring back Todd Collins as DC? No one would expect that! Its so crazy IT JUST MIGHT WORK!

Wide Receivers are not emotional, selfish prissies who get upset when the game plan isnt tailored to their special needs and poetic soul. Try to name just one who is a selfish, blinded, arrogant headcase... See? You cant because WR's are ALL ABOUT THE TEAM! How come my post isnt at the top of this board?! Whats up with that? MAN YOU GOTTA GET MY POST TO THE TOP OF THIS BOARD! WHY YOU ALWAYS KEEPIN ME DOWN?! Argh!<struggle> Ooof! <headlock><shove> I'd like to take this opportunity to say rumors of some argument during this post never happened. I respect all members of this board even if they want to freeze me out of their little discussions. I'm a man, know what I'm sayin?

Its the failure to execute the playbook...and its author.

Remember when they were trying to be known as Fire and Ice? lol. Suck and Sucker.

2 reasons not to think big: 1. Mike 2. Mularkey

We like to hire coaches with funny names and no experience at that level. Somewhere in the league there is a man named Hesucksbad who is just waiting to be our DC.

I was looking at a trade for a couple of their cheerleaders.

I would trade them for Bill Polian; but only if we can also get their assistant first-aid coach to be our new DC.

Ya know what we should do? Give someone with no experience at that level a chance! We've never really tried on-the-job-training in Buffalo. It might be fun AND rewarding.

please hire him. anyone. please.

Denver.

sigh.

Can we draft a new Head Coach?

If I was talkin to Ralph I'd be like, "Hey! You stupid, um...You think you can fire Tom while smokin crack..um, on my dad's bed...with some guy I dont even know...um, now get in the kitchen and bake me a pie."

Good post. Everyone who follows the Bills, actually anything Buffalo-related, knows that twisty feeling in their guts just before disaster happens. We are all just punchy. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Ahhhh, Western New York, the armpit of Luck.

Might help his book sales, anyway.

no, the gayest handle ever was LoveMeSomeBuffaloRump but I changed it.

Let me be the first to officially refer to our new President, Ralph, and new GM, Marv, as our new Throwbacks! HA! Alright Jerry Sullivan and Ed Kilgour you lurking thieves that one is mine and will cost you a nickel each time you use it. The new GM says Protest Signs will be allowed back in the stadium as long as they are spelled correctly and footnoted. (Backoff you lurking bums, thats mine, too)

If there are any unfunny one-liners around here I will author them, thank you. Marv could use a one-linerologist to handle his press conference cap. There. See? Unfunny.

Listen, guys, call me crazy (wait, I call myself crazy) but Marv did coach his way to 4 Superbowls. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, he has an idea in mind of what types of players can get us there? Too hard? I'll break it down: He draws on his lifetime of experience to align the current roster with what he believes a winning team should be doing. Tomorrow isnt promised to anyone young or old. Give him his chance.

well, a first grade class has 30 years of school experience.

I say Marv should try what I do every time I go to Prison (ahem, no not that... ) Find the Alpha male on the team, Sam Adams or someone, and just sucker him right in the chops at the beginning of minicamp. Willis would probably pee himself.

As if you needed a better reason. I think all the greatesd DC's have assaulted someone.