crazyDingo

Now all Drew needs is a blocking tight end, a solid line, great coaching, super running back, 7 seconds... ahhh, that never gets old.

My source just had brunch with Marv at Dennys and he ordered a veggie omelette while my source ordered the Grand Slam #3! Marv leaned over and whispered he would like a sausage link for a carrot stick plus some iced tea to be named later. My source countered with a strip of bacon for Marv's buttermilk biscuit! oh snap! its on! C'mon v-coach! Someone keep me posted!

Did you ever consider that the visitors we've brought in have been so Earth-Shaking, mind-blowing, team-saving, franchise-making, kick-ass, season-tickets-selling blockbuster legends that maybe, JUST MAYBE, to announce them would make every other team in the AFC quit and ruin our chance at a dynasty?! Think about it... What else COULD it be?

by "FA DT" do you mean Fat Ass Defensive Tackle because thats what we need.

signed, Marv Levy.

I wonder if he misses more meetings or tackles? ...tackles.

<ANNOUNCER VOICE-OVER> "Remember the 90's? Weren't they great! Re-live all your favorite memories in the SAME STADIUM! You'll see many of the same numbers you remember!" Young Fan:"Hey, Dad, its number 12!" Dad: "No, Son, number 12 was retired." Young Fan: "No, up there in the Luxury Box!" Dad: "Wow!" <Jim Kelley gives camera thumbs-up> <ANNOUNCER> "But wait! If you act now you have a shot at glimpsing Hall of Fame Coach and current napping GM Marv Levy!" Dad: "I'm so glad he rested up during Free Agency!" <ANNOUNCER> "So authentic you'll feel like you're at a winning stadium again! Get your Season Tickets now to BillsMania '06! Tickets are trickling fast!" <Thurman Thomas holds up a Genny Cream Ale and Scott Norwood bursts into tears>

Dont Pickett, It'll get infected! W00T!

He's a loose cannon who doesnt play by the rules in a city of corruption! Captain Becker: "JP, you caused over a million dollars in damage to City Hall! The Mayor wants my ass!" JP: "Starks was scum and the diamonds are safe. And tell the Mayor I didnt vote for her." <Cops Laugh> Captain Becker: "Damn you, JP, I've only got six weeks to retirement!" JP: "Use your Sick Days." <Cops laugh> Fade Out...

holcomb would be unstopable with TO on the field! all season it would be: kh to Owens for 3. kh to Owens in the flat, ooo, just short of the marker. kh to Owens, that one seemed to float on him.

WHO CARES? we've got Kelly Holcomb under center! u think Culpepper can throw a 2-yard-dump-off like our boy? no way! Culpepper would probably run for those extra yards! ha-ha dolphins u suckers! go Marv!

Alright, everyone calm down... Introducing your Western New York and Southern Ontario Buffalo Wings of the Great Lakes Regional Basin! Playing at Prozac Field at Ralph Wilson /Seneca Falls Arena! <theme music and fireworks>

I was flying in from Atlanta and who by chance did I sit behind? Josh Reed.... I mean my source sat behind him. I am predicting based on what my source tells me that Josh Reed may be wearing a large bird on his helmet this season. Then again, maybe not. However, if I'm wrong I promise not to embarass myself with contract details.

I think he should be on Dancing with the Stars! He's dreamy!

its CHICKEN wings. No one in WNY calls 'em Buffalo wings.

whew. thought you meant me....

was he high or does he save that for tv?

oh SNAP! no you di'int!

Even better. Thats awesome.

...That Mel Kiper looks like the Baltimore Ravens logo. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writ...2/media.circus/ <then> http://www.art.com/asp/mountshop/default-a...Ravens_Logo.htm

I didn't want to say anything but I was there and said hello to them and I respect their privacy. Here's what I personally saw: They were chatting a little about the upcoming draft and TD asked MM to pass him the pepper. MM flipped the pepper to the busboy who faked a handoff to the bartender and pitched it to the waitress who was 5 yards behind the table. Since it was a backwards toss, the pepper shaker was still live and it was picked up by another guest who walked out the door with it. I was like, WHY THE HELL DIDNT HE JUST HAND HIM THE PEPPER?! YOU SUCK! Then TD fired the waitress. <sigh>

I'd rather have had Starsky and Hutch.

The Western New York Niagara Bills of Buffalo/Rochester Falls and the Lake Ontario Basin. Hmm, nice. Go WNYNBB/RFLOB!

If someone offered you a huge shlong for a year with the price of having to get stomach cancer, who would take it? No man I know would take that deal because we all have huge shlongs, just ask us. I'm just saying...

Boy, running a 3.4 is an awfully fast time. GIT ER DONE MARV!