crazyDingo

DING! DING! Amen, brother. Most snakebit city on Earth. Wide Right. 4 losing Super Bowls. No Goal. Music City Miracle. Flutie/Johnson. Presidential Assasinations. Name it.

"Hello, you have reached the office of Marv Levy. NO! Its not really me. They taught machines how to answer the telephones and a magnetotape will record the callers voice! I know! Ralph couldnt beleve it either! He went right out to get one, too! Anyway, I'll be napping till 3, so record your voice on the thingy... Oh, and if its JP, just, I dont know, call Kelly...Holcomb, not Jim. G'night." Beeeep. (relax, I love Marv)

Well, he's no Tedy Bruschi. How many "hits" did TKO record while saving the albino whales? Huh? Someone get Theisman on the phone. "No, Joe, you talk into the other end!"

WAIT! What IF!!! We moved WNY into Buffalo! Made all the buildings 100 stories high and just fit the entire region into Downtown?! ...Just keep the Irish out.

What I hate is that Donahoe gave up a 2nd and 5th for our mascot.

Isnt she already a Jill?

mike williams from jacksonville for our first and second.

cut vincent and get thurman a genny cream ale

Playoffs.

HEY MARV! SCREW THE WEBSITE! CHANGE THE UNIFORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blah. No one listens.

Move them to Mexico City or Ankara, Turkey. Somewhere they will be loved. Buffalo doesnt really identify with the Bills. They're too busy enjoying the sunshine and the beaches on Sundays.

Mints Field at Sundowner Stadium. Imagine the cheerleaders. Finally!

no.

"Ngata chance" we sign him. HA! Get it? "Not-A Chance"??? I dont know if we will sign him but I couldnt resist the opportunity to coin that phrase. SULLIVAN YOU LURKER DONT YOU DARE STEAL THAT! YOU NEITHER KILGORE! This could be my big break...

Peerless will def help JP if he gets on a strict regimen of steroids and learns to play left tackle.

No--no, wait! If we clone Vince Lombardi I just KNOW Brett will come to Buffalo! THEN we go back to the early 20's grab a good drop-kicker and some of those cool leather helmets, lobby the NFL for Canadian Football Rules and make me General Manager and THEN win the Superbowl! YES! I'm stoked!!! Get your season tix now, folks.

John Clayton reports: "Travis Henry trade immanent... Thought I Taw a Puttey Tat!"

What is it you love about him? I mean, yes, he's dreamy with rugged good looks and boyish charm. His delicate, yet oh-so-strong hands, that smoldering glare... His graceful moves as he works in his garden with his shirt off, wearing these little red shorts. MMMmmmm. --signed, JP Losman w00t!

Me translate: "Jauron good. Ngata bad. He too fat. Draft Huff or trade down." Me think him talk to much. Me break him's bones. Me eat him's brains then me get smart, too.

Just be glad its not Mould's Spiritual Advisor. I'm so sick of hearing about the healing power of crystals.'

Didnt he spit in a cornerback's face once? I mean, ya know, classy spit--but still.

Teacher's Pet Nall gets the nod. Then JP, then Holcomb, Then back to Nall for mop up.

WAIT! WAIT! Lets swap firsts, trade 3rd and 5th and pick THEN pick Mike Williams!

BRING IN RON JAWORSKI! WAKE UP,MARV!

sigh. Go ahead and HATE, all you haters, but when September rolls around and you wonder why this team doesnt have more sausage links, dont come crying to me. Contract details follow: Veggie omelette $4.95 Grand Slam #3 $6.95 Iced Tea $1.95 tax .98 tip $2.50 My inside source tells me Marv has his eyes on some Canadian Bacon that has been lighting up the league!