crazyDingo

Saban: "Mike tells me we need to sign Bledsoe. He says the Statue of Liberty play requires an actual statue, so..."

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The one thing TD did for this team that Marv will NEVER be able to do is turn himself into a bat and steal babies from their cribs.

Exactly. Those early shots down the field keep a Defense honest.

Did you see the Oakland/ San Diego game? The Raiders scored 0 points at home and were sacked 9 times. Docsports.com Power Ranking for Week 2: "...#30) Oakland (0-1) - Coming off a MNF game, flying across the country, playing against a top defense, with all the lingering bad karma from Porter, Moss and the disaster that is the Oakland organization. They will score this weekend, but they may lose by 50" AND COMING IN AT #32, THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL: (Drumroll, as if you needed one) "...#32) Buffalo (0-1) - Troy Vincent was placed on IR and TKO is going to be slowed - if he plays at all - with a "mild" hamstring pull. That means they may be starting two rookie safeties and their porous run defense would've lost its leader." Well, I'm speechless. But, maybe you're not: "Questions or comments for Robert? E-mail him at robert@docsports.com"

It will happen on 3rd and goal from the 1.

It was great to finally watch a game with announcers who were talking about the game. Vermeil and Jaws had a nice flow going and pointed out tons of useful interesting things. I'd love to watch that crew this year. I think they make ALL the other guys look clueless.

I will tel you the game plan and not require a roster spot: Statue-of-Liberty-flea-flicker-halfback-option-QB-sneak from the goal line. BREAK!

I thought he was great in "The Waterboy".

We didnt try to run him off--that was a broken play. He was supposed to be pitched to Marv Levy on the end-around who would hand it off to Ralph Wilson who would run up to the line of scrimmage then lateral him to Ed Kilgore, but Ed was off the field on 3rd down for some stupid reason.

Dont think of it as losing the NFL Network, Negative Nancy! Think of it as gaining a new QVC channel. You can buy a DIAMONIQUE ring!

Isnt George Wilson the name of Dennis The Menace's neighbor? Coincidence? (yes.)

I am so sick and tired of all the OJ bashing that goes on around here! OJ was found Not Guilty in a COURT OF AMERICAN LAW where JUSTICE IS BLIND and FREEDOM RINGS! So all you Liberal Extremists, why dont you GO HAVE A GAY MARRIAGE and HAVE CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK and grow your damn pony tails down to your hippy asses because no one loves this country more than OJ, me and Hulk Hogan!! USA! USA! USA!

I think we should CUT Holcomb and sign Rob Johnson. I hear he's free now. Anyone agree? Anyone?? <CRICKETS>

The Curse of #11 precedes the Curse of the Juice. And... "...(President) McKinley was shot twice by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at 4:07 p.m. on September 6, 1901, at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, New York. The newly-developed X-ray machine was displayed at the fair, but no one thought to use it on McKinley to search for the bullet, which might have saved his life. Also, ironically, the operating room at the exposition's emergency hospital did not have any electric lighting, even though the exteriors of many of the buildings at the extravagant exposition were covered with thousands of light bulbs. Doctors used a pan to reflect sunlight onto the operating table as they treated McKinley's wounds. McKinley's doctors believed he would recover, and the President convalesced for more than a week at the home of the exposition's director. But McKinley eventually went into shock. He died from his wounds at 2:15 a.m. on September 14, 1901, in Buffalo. He was buried in Canton, Ohio. Czolgosz was later found guilty of murder and electrocuted." Lets just say the Curse of McKinley has preceeded all of our misfortune and may be the very ROOT of all the misery (the lost Super Bowls, The NO-GOAL, Bethlahem Steel, losing the NBA franchise, ugly cheerleaders, Rob Johnson, Tom Donahoe, WGR--oh, the misery!) in Western New York for the last century. PLEASE--IF YOU CAN-- on September 14 light a white candle and say a prayer for the wandering ghost of President McKinley. Maybe if we can lead his spirit to the light we will finally win a Super Bowl.

He just signed with Toronto.

Yes. Then I would sign Travis Henry.

What he said.

Coaching is a fake science. You dont need any playbook screwing around with your head. I LOVE DAN SNYDER, Oprah! I LOVE HIM! (Tom. Tom...Come out of the closet...)

I am so sick and tired of all the George bashing that goes on around here. Did you speak up when everybody thought he was just a pretty singer in Culture Club? NO! Where were you when he got arrested in New York and London for drugs? You hypocrites! I say let him try to redeem himself in a new sport while he's still young enough! KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA Karma Chameleon!

Effin Brady carves up the Cover-2 Newbies: Patiots 34 Bills 17 Brady 20/28 268 yards passing 4 touchdowns 1 int Losman 16/34 170 yards passing 2 touchdowns 2 int Dooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

If he doesnt shed the cursed Number 11 jersey that deep-thigh bruise will turn into gangrene. When will you listen, little Roscoe? WHEN? Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

"Nice horns...so, does this contract have to be signed in blood or can I use this pen?"

Sustained. Case dismissed.