crazyDingo

Dick Jauron looks like Count Chocula AND used to coach in Chicago. Whats that spell? VICTORY. Just remember where you heard it.

Please, Lord of Darkness, forgive us for blaspheming thee. We know Thou art a baby-eater. We know Thou art the Heart of Darkness which drinketh the blood of the children. We beg thee not to draft another Playmaker from thine home in the Bowels of Hell.

putting that giant arrow on the field during the play with the Down and Distance on it. I just cant take it anymore! Anybody paying attention to the game knows what Down it is and probably the Distance, too. But lets say you're a casual fan who went to get a sandwich and you come back into the room-- there is a dude holding a big orange stick on the sideline with a number on it. Okay, but lets say you are a casual fan with a sandwich and someone at your door trying to get you to sign divorce papers, you come back to the game and there is a text graphic on the top of the tv screen near the score that says 3rd and 5. Do we really need to drop down to the brain damaged, sandwich eating, divorce papers signer and put a cartoon arrow on the screen? FOX! I'm Calling YOU OUT! You had the courage to stop putting a blue dot on the hockey puck. Stop with the Warner Brothers Wiley Coyote graphics. I'm sorry. I'm dont even watch NFC games often...I just had to vent. Damn you Fox. Damn you to hell.

You dumb bastards have missed the point entirely. He said we dont need SUPERMAN as a qb, but we need AQUAMAN. Now, if you will allow me: Clark Kent was an All Star QB for the Smallville Ravens. He's got the arm, the moves, the experience and most of all he tapped that hot little Canadian chick with the Bambi eyes. Okay? OKAY?! THATS A WINNING QUARTERBACK! Aquaman would likely sign with the Dolphins for less money anyway. Nietzschean uebermensch, indeed.

How come no one in the league plays in one of those giant Cirque Du Soleil tents? I'm just askin'. Sheesh.

Dont send it to NBC, they have their own problems on Sunday night. JAWS+VERMIEL=4 Stars

"The problem with the field tonight is that the running backs have to keep their feet moving forward or they wont go anywhere." no, he didnt actually say it, but if you even had a moments doubt...

I feel sorry for all those victims of the Blizzard of '77 who were stranded for days in Rich Stadium without beer and chips. The Stadium was supposedly built to withstand up to 2 feet of snow per hour but you could see by the open-roof design they hadnt thought it through very well. I heard Spike Lee was making a documentary on it, but the Stadium and city never really recovered.

When Ralph exits this world I will personally buy the Bills. (Does anyone have $800 million I could borrow?)

I think we need back Eric Moulds, Travis Henry, Doug Flutie and Wade Phillips. And the 20th Century.

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Drew Rosenhaus has.

I have done a little research on Posters here on TSW and have compared them to myself since I am the standard. 100% smell better than me in their first 500 posts. 92.8% have better Avatars 66% make better sense Though I believe I will develop into a premiere poster, I am prone to bad decision making and frequently post while inebriated or otherwise loaded. I also feel I am the reincarnation of Kenny Stabler.

DING!

Arizona is whitewashing a leaky wall with that QB switch. Their problem isnt the talent at glamour positions, its the Offensive Line. Warner is a better choice for a bad OL since his decision-making and grocery-stocking arm is better. Tom Donahoe, your foul go-for-the-pizazz thinking has cost us 10 years of development and has now polluted teams across the country. Are you so evil even Time and Distance cannot hurt you?

Try to look at the bright side, without hauling that plate around, you'll get .00002% better gas milage. In 150 years, that will add up to enough savings for you to pay off your Driving Without Tags ticket. Its true, I am a beacon of Positive Thinking.

why not lace? Would it kill a team to add a bit of lace at the cufflink? Maybe add a little flair, for Pete's sake??

"We just threw up" gross.

Bills are ranked number one in my rankings. I take the animal on the helmet, divide it into tasty sections and grill it to perfection. I then factor in whether or not the helmet's color might make a good dipping sauce. Bills Bears Broncos Cardinals Dolphins Patriots (Human flesh with a mercury dipping sauce hurts their ranking) EDIT: This will be the last week of my rankings since the Flaming Redhead just informed me the Bears actually have the letter C on their helmets, not a bear. Imagine the thought of all that black bean dipping sauce going to waste...sigh.

Score more.

Screaming is vulgar behavior by men of low station. I for one will be giving a jolly Pip-pip to every act of sportsmanship I see. You will find me upon the 50 yard line wearing a smart ensamble of Autumn colors and if any one of you dares to raise his voice near Muffy's delicate ears I, Sir, shall berate you. And for all of you drunken Cretens who pulled my undergarments over my head last season and made Muffy cry, shame on you.

QUICK! SOMEONE CHECK HIM FOR A SNIDE SMIRK! Is He Smirking?? MEDIC! C'mon, Jerry, dont leave us, buddy! SMIRK, damn you! NOOOOOoooooooooo!!

It will be a double Throwback option fake pitch reverse. But only if Mularkey is coaching.

Blech. Right colors, wrong logo. Barney Rubble wants his hair back.

Its good to have the Monday Night regulars back after all that "Football Talk" nonsense with Vermeil and Jaworski: Joe Theismann : "I think Ben Roethlisberger's either will or wont finish the game tonight." Thanks, Joe.