crazyDingo

I put a bag over my head and called it my "Dick Sack". w00t!

RJ>JP? Will we soon be ending things: "Its been 5 years since the NEW regime has been rebuilding! Our OL stinks! Jefferson is a turnstile, Matthew's is always injured, Brookings is old. Mary Wilson sucks as a GM! and whats with the green dots on the uniforms? Brady Quinn=JP!"

I would have signed Reuben Brown and Pat Williams, hired Wade Phillips, traded for Antoine Winfield, worked-out Jim Kelley (who is still better than anyone on our roster and is well rested) and cut JP, Holcomb and Nall. That would be my Monday.

Somewhere, Belichick is laughing.

I hope this works out but really its an act of desperation. It seems that every year we play the OL hokey-pokey, moving this lump over there and putting that slug over here. You cant polish a turd. And dont forget the Curse of McKinley. Peters will do an awesome job against Green Bay and get everyone's hope up before being hit on a cornerback blitz in practice and breaking his femur. I dont make the rules, folks.

The Dline is not abysmal. They are good character, high-motor, team players and good members of our community. They are so polite they wouldnt dream of impeding a runnng backs forward progress.

Rod Marinelli. Get 'Er Done, Matt. <Bag over head>

I noticed that EACH of the names began with a consonant and then was followed by a vowel EXCEPT for "Scott". That immediately made me suspicious. Is that what you noticed, too?

New Uniform for next season (From my Sources Deep Within): BLUE helmet with white charging Buffalo and classic Red stripe. RED away Jerseys with white numbers and blue trim/Blue pants with red and white stripe White home jerseys with blue numbers and red trim/Red pants with blue and white stripe Letter "B" on both shoulders of each uniform. Old School standing Buffalo at neck.

Stand back, I'm a trained professional. First, a new replay screen. It is without question the worst in the history of Western civilization. Its like trying to watch replays on a Lite-Brite. Shadow puppets would be better. Second, see above.

"Candygram for Mongo!" "Me Mongo." BLAM! "Th-th-that's all folks."

It begins and ends with the grunts in the trenches. Any great offensive line will result in a great RB. A mediocre OL means a hot and cold running game.

The Bills pulled a huge upset at Chicago. I was very upset. Thank YOU! I'll be here all week. Be good to your waitress.

Now just hear me out... What if we went to Samoa and fount just this absolutely huge, nasty , poverty stricken, schizophrenic sumo wrestler and made him a Fullback? (..uh, because he would already be playing for Dallas?) Shut up. Stupid voices.

Dear Fans, I told you. You all laughed at me and harrassed my children and called me names--but look at you now. Ever since Pittsburgh I knew--KNEW!--my visionary playcalling was the wave of the future. Now, every team is starting to recognize the value of a complex, high-risk, no-room-for-error trick play. Correct personnel be damned! MWUAHAhahaha! Miami is beautiful and as soon as we get to the Superbowl, I will send you losers a fruitbasket. Love, Mike Mularkey P.S. I always hated chicken wings. GO CHEESEBURGERS! MWUAhahaha!

Jeez, you lunatics, Brett Favre is a legend and has bad games all the time. Jim Kelley, Dan Marino, John Elway are all Hall of Famers and all took some seasons to develop and even when they were living legends had bad games. Peyton Manning is a lock for the Hall of Fame and has a few clunkers. JP is still developing and so is his team. What he does have, and not all talented QBs do (Jeff George) is a burning need to get better every game. Thats the kind of personality an offese, even a team will rally around when things look hopeless. Which QB was it who said during the final 2 minutes of the game, down on points with 98 yards to drive and no time-outs, "We got 'em right where we want 'em" Elway, Montana? I forget. But thats the kind of personality JP has. Give him a little time to develop. He's already got that swagger, he just needs a little seasoning.

"Their cheerleaders were hot. I mean H-O-T! Have you seen our cheerleaders? They're easy to ignore. But those sexy little bear-cubs. Sheesh." "I dont think winning is everything, guys, I mean after every loss you stick those microphones in our faces and want answers about the loss. What about SPORTSMANSHIP? We didnt spit at one Bear. Not ONE! But do you ask about that? Nooooo!" "I think our Quarterback is secretly gay. He just cant pay attention during the play. He kept scanning the stands for those drunk guys with no shirts. If you think this game was ugly, wait till we play Green Bay. With Brett Favre and his little shorts and red ballcap. If we dont start Holcomb, a real STRAIGHT family-man...well, we're finished." "I had a great game. I dont care whether we win or lose. Pay me, know wha' Im Sayin'?"

I vote for Blue Helmets with Red Jerseys and a White Buffalo. An INSTANT CLASSIC! HOO-YAH!

you're welcome.

Amen, my Brothers. Amen.

Ahahahahaha! That was awesome.

What we need to win is..... Mike Mularkey! He is this hot Offensive Coordinator that is famous for his innovative playcalling! I heard once he was on the one-yard line and called a fake punt flea flicker Statue of Liberty play that totally gave them extra room for a field goal. With a guy like that calling plays we would totally outsmart EVERYONE at Soldier Field. Even us!

Chicago fans are great. Like Buffalo. Very passionate and knowledgable and friendly as hell. I had a great time in Chicago. Expect some razzing, thats expected anywhere. Now, Oakland. Thats different.

I think i saw the hat he was wearing had some kind of stain on it...

no. not for some time.