crazyDingo

OH NO U DI'INT! OH NO U DI'INT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"We believe that Buffalo's loss is our gain..." Jerry Jones on the signing of Drew Bledsoe.

It was Nineteen-aught-two and the cherry blossoms were in bloom. We used to eat our belt buckles back then. The war was just a distant memory of the future. Who ARE all you people?! ALBATROSS!

No idiotic thing a player or coach does will ever approach what the announcers say in the booth.

You will all be sorry when the Patented Reverse-Fleaflicker-Fake-Punt-Timeout vaults their tight ends into the Pro Bowl!

<tear rolling down eye> Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Dont ever let JPEra get hold of your technique or the football universe will implode.

Yes, but he shouldn't. His teams always compete hard and perform well during the regular season. Is it his fault Karma craps on him during the playoffs because he murdered English prostitutes in his former life? Well, yeah, I guess it is kind of his fault. He needs to get a My Name is Earl list and do some making-up.

We should trade him to New Orleans for Reggie Bush plus their first-rounder. Rosenhaus, GIT'ER DONE!

AAAAHHHHahahahaha! Exactly. You dont need any food at a Super Bowl party if you have enough booze and hookers. Jeeze.

Flutie would have scrambled then drop-kicked it!

My sources deep within tell me McNabb has Hyperscalpodandruffitis and uses the alias Rob Canada to see his doctor.

trade him to the Argos for Ricky Williams

This thread has so many good ideas my head is going to explode. What about Jack Kemp throwing a chicken wing to one of WM's Hot Baby Momma over the head of Jim Kelly in a JP Losman jersey who sits next to a Pinto drinking Genny Cream Ale while Lee Evans' name is subliminally airbrushed into the Rich Stadium crowd? BRILLIANT! SDS, Git 'Er Done!

Can we now update the Stadium Wall Banner with JP and take down McPayMe? Whether or not you are onboard the Jonathan Paul bandwagon or not I think everyone can agree that Losman better embodies the Spirit of the Buffalo Bills than Willis. Losman has demonstrated his roll-up-your-sleeves, carry-your-lunchpail, never quit attitude that is the hallmark of Western New York. He doesnt complain about not getting respect, he doesnt complain about his contract, when the deck has been stacked against him by game planning or coaching changes or inexperience his only response was to get in there and do what needs doing. He is never satisfied with his development. He is burning to get better. He lives and plays in Buffalo. He appreciated its down to earth Vibe when the modern athlete is really only about himself and the money. I dont know if he will succeed here. I really dont. But he "gets it". He is a good fit. UPDATE THE BANNER! ITS TIME FOR CHANGE!

Its the Chemtrails...

the Bills and the Titans have the same uniform, depending on how you adjust your TV's tint.

Oh, no you dont, Dateline! Fool me twice...

2 words: Ron Mexico

use Velcro letters to get it, then rearrange them inside: HEY, MULARKEY, UTICA KID YON!

wait a minute! <PUFF> Dude! If we bring Drew back and make him our #1 QB and THEN pull the plug on him after 3 or 4 games and make JP our #1... why... we might just... <PUFF> I'm hungry.

Missionary.

This pole is a insult to dum peeple.

Duck?

Sigh. Its just not the same. I think with the realignment a few years ago we missed a real chance to develop great rivalries with regional opponents like Cleveland or Pittsburgh. Or even bringing one of those teams into the AFC East would've made sense. The games always would've sold out because unused tickets would be purchased by regional opponent's fans. Miami fans dont buy our home game tickets because: 1. Buffalo is too far away to attend and 2. Buffalo has no cross-dressing Salsa clubs.