crazyDingo

I remember Chandler and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad and invite him to the wedding.

Congratulations on having a very tasty cracker named after you.

I cant make it either. Would someone please get drunk, slap a security guard and run onto the field for me?

Metric.

I like the Grazing Wing from the 60's better.

Superman played QB for the Smallville Ravens in high school.

I am so sick and tired of the belly-aching I hear about Lord Donahoe's tenure. Ya know what he brought to the table that this team is missing right now? SIZZLE! That's right. I said it. Whats better than having a marquee rusher on your team and then drafting ANOTHER with his leg broken in half? Thats Drama, baby! Thats what puts butts in the seats. If Lord Donahoe was still here you would be in SO MUCH TROUBLE! We couldve had Drew Bledsoe, JP Losman, Matt Leinhart and Brian Brohm all on the roster AT ONCE! You guys dont know a good GM when you see him and now he's gone...and he'll never work again.

w- Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. w- Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. w- Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. w- Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. L- Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. L- Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. L- Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. w- Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. w- Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. w- Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. w- Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. L- Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. w- Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. L- Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. L- Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. L- Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. Final Record: 9-7

You Evil, Blood-Drinking, Baby-snatching, Lord of Darkness...Your services are no longer needed in Western New York. Grab Mike Mularkey ans Greggg Williams and go back to the Pit you ascended from! Yoiu wont fool us with your shape-shifting Username.

I have tix to that game right now for anyone who wants them. They cost $300 each. Leave me cash in a brown paper sack down by the river. Then hold your breath.

Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - so, lets see, whats that make? 11-5, plus a trip to the shrink to discuss my obvious delusions of grandeur

You forgot one Walker... Me. Texas Ranger. They're putting me on the defensive line next year and I will sack QB's by staring at them. --Chuck Norris

He is totally smart: '"I think I'm looking forward to my new situation now, and I don't want to cry over spilled beans," http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-b...p&type=lgns

does this mean we change te name BACK to Rich Stadium??

I wanted to see Willis run out of town but he just kind of jogged.

I cant believe how dumb Marv is. Do you know what we call NFL Europe in America, Marv? Soccor! He is too old to run a team! Bring back Bill Polian!

"Is this some kind of bust?" "Very impressive, yes." --Detective Frank Drebbin, Police Squad.

Goodbye Willis. Seems like we hardly knew you. By the way, Jerry Sullivan, I coined the term Willis McPayMe and I want a nickel every time you use it. You hear that Baltimore?

Most Outstanding Post of the Offseason (M.O.P.O.)

Mr. Two Billsdrive, My Name is Prince Halleseh Nimbobo, I m the legitimate heir to The Buflo Bills American Football enterprise! Due to a Civil War in my country of Toronto, I have no way to making my American Football money deposits. If you will e-mail tonight your bank account numbers you will receive 33% of the Buflo Bills PROFITS FOR LIFE! You are now thinking, "Butwait, dude, this is making to sounding like a scam!" IS NO! e-mail me write away for BIG mony!

I hope he trims down to 185 and becomes our #2 wide receiver.

Bruschi, heal that man!!!

"It is what it is" is the opposite of the Athlete's other favorite quote, "Uh, this isnt how it looks (Honey)(Officer)(Coach)"

Mularkey, how do you call a fake Statue of Liberty play on fourth and goal down by 1???

STOP THE PRESSES! My Sources from Deep Within report that uniforms will be changed after every game along with socks and jockstraps!