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crazyDingo

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  1. Big deal. In 5 years the guy made one bad decision.
  2. $25,000 45 years ago is equivalent to 64 billion dollars today. Houses only cost 18 cents and gas was free.
  3. I worked with Matt Cassel's mom on the show Double Shot of Coach Luvin' and she said Matt's agent was considering a big offer from the Argos. I drive a '55 Ford Fairlane with fuzzy dice on the rearview mirror.
  4. I live in a weather outpost 20 miles south of the South Pole. Today's forecast? Balmy, 72 degrees. Thanks, Al Gore.
  5. A true GM with a good track record on the most dominant team of this century who happens to be our division rival? Big deal. We've got: The Inner Circle, Coach-luvin' players and CON-TIN-UITY! In yer face, Patsies!
  6. All we need to do is overpower our conference rivals with superior talent. If it worked for the Gators, it can work here. No one matches us in the high motor, coach-luvin, good citizen dept.
  7. Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref): That's unsporstsmanlike conduct on BuffaloWings, roughing the Tim's chat session, 5 yard penalty and it remains 2nd down.
  8. 1. A cheap owner 2. A losing tradition 3. A fragile QB 4. A clueless staff 5. Our special trait is National Humiliations 6. Boneheaded decisions 7. A soft team 8. An old building 9. Small Market media 10. the Worst Luck in Sports 11. Continuity
  9. High motor, good community relations, weak, slow, white...Hey, we should sign this guy!
  10. Nothing beats the Sundowner.
  11. I like when two men sit down and have a frank discussion.
  12. Tom Lord of Darkness Donahoe
  13. Jason Peters has a nasty, never quit attitude. To bad its directed at the team and the fans.
  14. Was that Dick Jauron's voice on that track? I thought he only did bloopers.
  15. "Ahem, um, first let me tell you something, McMahon. We wrestle really hard. We do. We would like to slap a figure four on the Hulkster, but we managed a sleeper hold, so we'll take it and go from there." (inaudible) "Do I...?" (inaudible) "Well, yes I think your always wrestling for your job, from day one. Its hard to pin in the WWF."
  16. Did you ever stop to think that at the time he was speaking he was also handing the reporter a cold beer? "They have a good offense...here" "MMmm, thanks!"
  17. THE BILLS HAVEN'T RAISED A LOT OF THINGS THIS OFFSEASON.
  18. They must be way out of practice. You are supposed to taunt your opponent BEFORE the game.
  19. Ralph just promoted a manila envelope to DL coach. Inner Circle is getting crowded.
  20. I wish Kurt Warner was our DE.
  21. Ya know what we got, boys? CON-TIN-UITY! While the Jets are trying out their new head coach and coordinators, we will CONTINUE! Check out this year's Season Ticket drive slogan: "Remember, ya can't spell continuity without CON."
  22. And we should put Trent Edwards and his 5-game-backup QB on the Banner.
  23. I worked with Hamdan's mom on the series Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old (she is) and she told me we are franchising her son so he doesn't go to Mount Olympus and overthrow Tedy Bruschi. She said Belichick tried to get Bruschi to destroy him with thunderbolts but the CHROISE absorbed the electricity and turned it into charm. I take public transportation, so you know this story is true.
  24. We should fire Turk and have the Inner Circle vote on plays between snaps. Then Jauron could overrule them and call a fumble.
  25. If they sell 5,000 season tickets next year, Ralph will blame it on the economy and sell a home game to Bora Bora.
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