Dick will step on a rake the first game, fall out a window in the second game, stumble into traffic, be hit by a bus, run over by a steamroller, be walked on by a marching band then pissed on by a puppy...then it will our bye week.
EDIT: press conference highlights: "Ahem, clearly we would like to not have been pissed on by a puppy, but that's where we are and we'll take it. Its hard not to fall out a window in this league. Do I what?...I always think your coaching to avoid being marched over. I thought Trent did a great job after I was electrocuted and a safe dropped on my head, he really practiced hard this week."