crazyDingo

I have the solution for this whole fiasco but nobody ever asked, so I'm givin it to you for free. Put his fat ass back to tight end and make him play that side of the line. Russ, pay me.

No, no, no no. Its not real. I shut my eyes so its not really real.

A blotter of acid and a flask of whiskey wouldn't make our 50th patch look like a Picasso. I should know... Makes it look like a little spider with a hat.

0.00176 oz. for every man, woman and child.

He is with the Buffalo Bills and he is worth MILLIONS!

We're trading for Brady Quinn? Hey, everyone! We're trading for Brady Quinn! ...this should only take a minute.

Just to clear that up, during his return he fumbled the ball, kicked it a yard , scooped it up and fell down. Here is the play:

What are you talking about? He's perfect!

If we switched schemes that didn't work after a half-dozen seasons, if we kept hiring new coaches and coordinators after 3 or four years of embarrassing losses, if we cut loose all the players who underachieved and flat-out sucked, do you know how upside-down this team would be from its current form? Russ Brandon would not stand a chance in that topsey-turvey win-this-decade environment. We don't need no fresh ideas and faces wreckin' our continuity. Get lost, malcontent.

DING!

We have a poor track record around here with football people and airport sightings.

Would Deborah Harry be considered pre-madonna?

Joe Nameth (I want to kiss you, Shoozie)

"I practiced really hard for this tourney, I did. I thought our caddy looked good, he handed me that club, he had a nice hat."

Hey, everyone! Martyball is coming to Buffalo! Pass it on!

1st--Bills trade first and third to trade up with Detroit and select Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State Bills use second first-rounder (acquired from Philly in Jason Peters trade) and next year's 1st to New England for Matt Cassel. Bills then trade Second and Third rounds to KC to acquire Matt Cassel. Now we have TWO Matt Cassels! In your face, Patsies! Bills then announce Trent is still the starter.

"He's a high-motor football player" We could use a few of those. Do they come in white?

H2o, you're all wet.

"It's hard to win in the NFL"

Second degree lynching is when you're strung up but just as the trapdoor opens your partner shoots the rope with his Winchester from the window above the Saloon and your posse rides in a-whoopin' and a-hollerin' to rescue you. How'd'ya think I got this scar?

TO + Evans = 18+ TDs (Dick Jauron+Turk Schonert)/Marshawn Suspension*AFC East (Opening Night Blowout+ Trent Injury)= -8 TDs I'm sorry, blame Pythagoras.

Marv was out-coached in every Super Bowl. Yeah, I said it.

FTW

I think it would be great if JP joined the USO. He can sing and dance for the troops.

Rob Johnson has a Super Bowl ring. Flutie led the Chargers to the playoffs and won the nobel prize in chemistry. Van Pelt became a successful NFL head coach and married his long time girlfriend Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. Thanks, Wikipedia!