crazyDingo

Try to find a seat you won't mind watching a last minute missed 45-yard field goal for a division loss. Somewhere close to the beer guy.

I think some of the dancers at the Sundowner should invest in the Bills. I want to see that half time show.

We should try to incorporate Mularkey's "Double-reverse statue-of-Liberty, fake field goal punt" a little more. Get Roscoe open for the 3-yard dump-off.

Has it come to this, then?

"AHEM...Well, clearly a tough game. We really were just caught a little bit flat-footed to start and we never really recovered. They showed us some looks we weren't expecting, and you can't really prepare for that. I thought Trent looked good. He showed real leadership and the guys are all behind him. So, we're 1 and 3, clearly not where we want to be but there's a lot of football left. We'll get back to practice, review the film and go from there."

"Oookay, than. Yoo know yoo kin see Torahnta from my backyard in Buff'lah.(WINK!) That's what a Point Guard does, she knows when ta pass the ball and when ta cheer! GO BUFFALOES BILL! (WINK! )"

Glad I clicked on those picture links. I was like, "Terrell who? Oh THAT guy. Is that his name?" We should make this whole website red with blue text, too.

We have a Head Coach controversy.

Would anyone object to retiring Jimbo from the banner and replacing him with the player that I think we can all agree embodies the selfless, never quit, team-first attitude the Bills are famous for? I nominate Terrell Owens as new banner icon. I think the website could really take advantage of the 6-minute segment ESPN will air on the banner change, as well as the 40 interviews T.O. will give to Toronto radio stations. And Twitter? Picture this: @2billsdrive jst wnt 2 thnk yall 4 givn me my due. In yur FACE romo LOLZ Peter King will write all week about it (unless, you know, the Brett thing.) Anyway, I think a lot of posters feel T.O. is the way to go but are afraid to speak up. I do this for them. The silent, the lonely, the persecuted. Because everyone can be a hero.

Now hold on one dadgum minute. Gibran Latif Hamdan single-handedly saved this franchise.

I miss all the smokin hot chicks in their little bikinis and all the awesome weather.

I hear today was extended for 3 more days halfway through the day.

If I remember right, after he saved Europe from the Nazis he rescued the puppies, their squeeky toys, and the economy.

Whoever we trade back into the first round to get (until he goes bust in 4 years)

At least he's not Jerry Sullivan. Ahahaha! Oh crazyDingo, you are nefarious AND hilarious!

This post was far too well thought out and backed up with research to rip on. Let's see... You know what, it doesn't really matter who our receivers are because Jauron is still the coach and he still sucks. Ok, better.

Vermeil:Jauron :: Steak: a)Mayonnaise b)White Bread c)Vanilla pudding d)All of the above e)Cannot determine the answer because both coaches are named Dick and their players love them.

So do the uniforms

Aaron Schobel and the coaching staff suck.

"Certainly we would have liked to have went for it before the half. All our...I think all our timeouts were gone then. Trent knows we need to keep it close. We'll go and review the film, not really sure what happened there...Do I?...Well of course I think you're always coaching for your job in this league..."

I wore Jeff Garcia's jersey after a night of drinking once, I woke up and I'm like, "Oh crap, Where'd this come from?" and he was like, "Get back in bed." AHAHAHA! crazyDingo you are KuhRazy!

We already have a spread offense. We spread mayonnaise on white bread and wash it down with warm milk.

The only thing that's going to be attacked this year will be the coaches. Who suck, by the way.

I mean DON"T think. When you DON'T think about it.

If you really think about it, the Bills do have a great coaching staff. The players love Coach Jauron, they look great at Friday practices, the coaches are always first to defend the players, the gameplan, the game results, or themselves. Dick was coach of the year, once. We even won, like, 5 games at the beginning of last season and he earned an extension. I agree with SKOOBY, these coaches are great.