crazyDingo

Amelia Earhart

Hmm, well, I guess they could move him to Tight End.

Its Karma. The fans in Philly will make him feel like his dogs felt.

HEY EVERYONE! MY FRIEND JUST SAW KORDELL STEWART AT THE AIRPORT!

"Okay, Pat, I'll take the ceramic dog for 400 points... let's see, the outdoor tiki lamps for 200 points... Um, the trip to Cleveland for 300 points...the rest I'll just put in the bank."

My inside source sent me a pic of the tussle the other day. I think its Kelsay. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3489/321036...f7df793.jpg?v=0

They will bring him back and next season sign Mike Vick. Done and done.

Magic 8-ball says: "Dan Reeves" Wow! You can't argue with that.

"Mystery Science Theater 3-Thooousaaand!"

Ahahahaha! Nice.

Relax, he's just trying out his diva attitude for next season's hold out.

"Hello, JP? It's your agent. Sit down... ya know how we joked things couldn't get any worse?"

Well, don't go sniffing too close to Ron Mexico, if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

+1

Sundowner.

I heard that Kelsay lost it and ran at Wood. By the time he circumnavigated the parking lot and concession stand, Wood was in the locker room.

He better get used to Sunday tears.

"Obviously an interesting day, quote-wise. I thought I sounded good, certainly you always want to make sense, but I didn't and that's probably my fault. I've just got to do a better job preparing for the interview. I'm not sure what happened on that fake-punt quote, there was some confusion there. The good news is there are a lot of questions left. Its hard to speak in the NFL."

Doesn't he realize he just signed with Buffalo? He will be lucky if that sprain doesn't turn into gangrene and he gets hit by the ambulance.

"Obviously an interesting game preseason-wise. I thought Trent looked good, he's handsome in that uniform. I thought Oman looked good, the Patriots will like him once he's cut. Not really sure what happened on the fake punt, there was some confusion there and you can't prepare for that. So, we're 0 and 1 for the preseason, we'll take that and get back to work Wednesday. There's still a lot of football left."

Alright, Hamdan, let's bring it home.

I gotta say at least the uniforms look sharp. I guess you CAN polish a turd.

Mercy Rule.

Oman is really going to be an awesome RB. Soon as the Patriots sign him.

The Titans will sign Vick and cut Young, who we will sign to a five year contract.