crazyDingo

I dont know how much he would benefit, but I know I would.

If it wasn't so true it wouldn't hurt so deliciously.

That's Buffalo.

I can see my own well-informed opinion isn't welcome here. Just like my family Thanksgivings.

I usually watch in the fetal position.

So his next boss cant't really put his finger on where he's seen him before.

Stand back, I am a Mathematical wizard and trained stuntman. 300 yards at 3 yards per completion...carry the one... That would take Dinky 2 seasons.

But on the plus side, if you defer the coin toss you get to kneel down going into the half.

The only rival the Bills have had in 10 years play in Buffalo.

You should stop complaining and DO something, Ralph.

What if we pick up Crabtree and Jerry Rice? That pep ya up some, Dinky?

Please. Compare that little interview to the hardboiled media in a big market. In NYC the REPORTERS would've thrown popcorn at him.

In favor of this rumor: 1. A limo driver was the key eyewitness that got OJ convicted of murdering Jessica Simpson in 1984. 2. Gruden worked for Al Davis, so Ralph would be a breeze. 3. MNF has been trying to rehire John Madden which has been published on ESPN.com: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?Madden Back In Booth?://http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/... Back In Booth?

Oh, see, that right there is an instant classic.

All Jauron has to do is beat winning teams 21 more games in a row to get to .500 That shouldn't take more than the next two seasons of undefeated football. Then who will be laughing at your ugly numbers?

Relax, its just preseason. You don't think they will actually look like this during the regular season.

Count how many crappy teams are on the schedule, count how many good teams. Thats their record. Looking at it today, 4-6 wins this season. Might go 0-6 in the division again. I am never wrong. Never.

Didn't Perry Fewell know his Dad or something?

He even checks down his statements.

You could wake up, slam your head into a wall, throw yourself down the stairs, crawl back to bed, and save yourself 3 hours of misery.

Oh, TO. Don't you realize that everything goes to Buffalo to die? Its our way.

Captain "Dinky" Checkdown. Quarterback, Stanford.

I can easily see this team going 5-1 over the next six--as well as putting up 44 points per game and winning the chocolate go-kart derby by beating the unicorns to the finish line to win the prize of magic beans! Hooray!

You can eat a goose egg. I can't swallow this. Ahahahaha! Very clever, crazyDingo. Very clever.

You are what your record says you are.