crazyDingo

Make the players throw bic lighters at him for every checkdown?

I was robbed. My picks were selected BEFORE they fired Turk.

You called your own idea creative a handful of times, which I understand since mine usually are; however you neglected to include any circus animals. FAIL! Try this: Everyone sneaks in a squirrel and lets them loose at kickoff. Or monkeys, they would work, too. Then, after the game, when Ralph checks in with his cleaning crew to ask them how their day is going like he does every week they can say, "The stadium is full of monkeys, Ralph, and not one has signed a contract extension." Creative people could even write FIRE JAURON on the Monkey's ass.

Maybe Ralph is just tired. He has been in this business for half a century. Think of all the work that must go into blowing up a front office and starting over. Its exhausting for me to think about and I am young and sexy. I think he wanted to step back during the Donahoe years but that was such a trainwreck he feels like he has no choice but to be involved. Thanks, Donahoe. You never stop giving us a reason to remember you.

1) Ralph would be doing us all a favor. 2) It is both bad AND weak. 3) Jonathan Scott makes Terrance Pennington look like Orlando Pace 4) Didn't they trade back INTO the round to get Loco Losman? 5) Stats compiled Sunday: 2rec/ 60yds 6) His outlook was not positive, it was detached from reality. "A couple plays from being 3-1 or 4-0" 7) Sports scholarship. 8) Let me save you the work. Trent is a weenie. 9) Simon Says 10) You are right, there are no fans like us. Except maybe Raider, Lions, Browns and Bengal fans.

If anyone should know what its like to play for a winning organization, its Terrell Owens: "We're a couple of plays from being 3-1 or 4-0." See? They are almost UNDEFEATED! Just a couple plays away! http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=291004015

Not For Long. (except in Buffalo.)

"....by the way, I just signed a three year extension."

The fans care a lot more than the organization. I didn't see any player burning his paycheck.

Dec. 21, 2012

BEEF MO'E!

John Madden isn't doing anything.

I think if the defense lines up and guesses TO wont get thrown to, they will be right about 98%.

I thought he was lying down, too. Turns out, that really is his height.

"Tip our hat to their defense. Obviously we would have liked to have scored in 8 quarters, but we didn't and we will go from there."

His deep passes don't look that great, either. They kind of flutter and are off the mark. I have given Trentative the outstanding nickname of Dinky which I am sure will catch on any time. Tim ,I expect you to use this moniker in all future columns.

Sundowner. Only a short drive down the Q.E. But you wont be watching the game, per se.

I am insulted by this post since everyone knows he takes the kids for ice cream sundaes after their great Friday practices. I think they get a pizza party on Sundays.

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Get out there, Van Pelt!

Bahahaha! Classic.

Captain Checkdown is a weenie.

Press conference notes 10/04: "You gotta tip your hat to Miami. They have a great team. We just didn't get it done and that's probably my fault. I've got to do a better job of preparing these guys." "I thought we showed improvement over last week. I overthrew TO that one time, but things like that are going to happen. We're a young team and just need to execute better. We have to get back to work, we have another game Sunday." "I just run the plays that are called. No comment. Did you watch the game? Then no comment."

They didnt fire ENOUGH people before the season is their problem.