Look on the bright side.
At least, um, you know how they say that if there was a person in a boat and that person had only two different choices then when he made one the other one was probably the same as saying, 'wait, ya know what ? No!' and that was the first time you ever thought that all of our relations were that way so I mean as long as you do what that old expression is, you can be it!
There! All better.