Bill Walsh saw Joe Montana everywhere. He endorsed Rick Mirer as "the next Joe"
"...So to recap, over the last several years, Walsh has seen bits and pieces of Joe in the following people:
* Rick Mirer (dubbed "the next Joe" by Walsh prior to the 1993 NFL draft);
* Steve Stenstrom (Walsh mistakenly referred to Stenstrom as "Joe" during an interview in his second coaching stint at Stanford);
* Jake Plummer
* Jeff Garcia "
http://www.49erhaters.com/revisionist.html
"I am announcing today that I am relieving Dick Jauron from his duties as our head coach, effective immediately," -- Ralph Wilson
"I'm still a little bit surprised it (Jauron's firing) took place at this juncture,"-- Marv Levy
"I really don't have anything to say," --Dick Jauron, when reached on his cell phone by The Associated Press.
Dialectized:
Yer know wot I fink, isit? The chuffin' Bills will, right, um, how can I put this delicately, eh, squire? Trent Edwards will lead this team into ruin! Blimey!
(Great website, Guv'na)
"Do you really want to apologize?"
"Absolutely. Sure."
"Kiss it."
"Huh?"
"Apologize. Kiss it."
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155469/?tag=Kiss+It
I don't know him personally, but I know a guy who looks a lot like him so I think I'm qualified to comment.
Schobel, man up. There is no quit in Buffalo. If everyone who was disgusted with this team gave up, we'd be Miami fans.
Something that goes preposterously wrong in front of a national audience.
For example, as the team's plane lands, a giant sinkhole swallows the airport
Buffalo-unique.
I heard Marshawn was driving the pace car and clipped some Canadian chick.
Of course I'm just kidding. A pace car doesn't have a trunk to store his gun in.
BEEF MO'E!