Chilly

Mistake #1: Using Yahoo.com for news. Mistake #2: Using Yahoo.com.

KOWNED!

Wait, what?

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The higher the cost of gasoline, the better for the environment! Go go tree huggers!

Lets see, how about most of the world, besides you?

I want a cardboard cutout.

Welp, this story happened when I first got to UT Austin, and some friends that were 21 at the time that I was hanging out with, were drinking a lot. All the time. After all, it was summer. So, up to this point I had only drank Vodka, and it was only a couple weeks after I started drinking. We were at the pool of the apt complex, drinking tequila and swimming. Turns out, being in the sun & drinking a new liquor was not a good combo. Anyway, we were hungry, and decided to go to Chili's. eWe get our food, I eat a bit of it. Then, all of a sudden, I had to puke. It was the kind of puke where you don't get any warning. It just comes out of you like a volcano. I puked all over my self and the table. One of my friends yells out "WAITRESS!" and starts laughing his ass off, requesting more napkins. The other is a bit freaked out. Both just go back to eating. We finish eating, and go back to the apt complex. I was covered in puke still, but not as bad as before. So, we get back, and we decide that I should jump in the pool. Well, theres this old guy, who looks exactly like the black dude from the Aflac commercials (the guy who somehow gets in every single one). Anyway, I take my cell phone out, and jump in. This created two problems. First, while I took out my cell phone, my wallet got SOAKED. I forgot to take that out of my pants. Secondly, the black guy gets horrified at all the puke floating off me into the pool. But, for some reason, he just swims to the other end instead of getting out. He also seemed WAYYY too old for an apt complex, so he probably couldn't complain anything. We get back to the apt, drink some water, then start drinking again. This time it was vodka!

rofl, I play poker often enough to know that those things happen. My gf was playing wow on her desk while I was playing poker on mine. I more or less started laughing when it happened, I had only hit one or two cards on the flop the whole night, it was just not my night. Trust me, I'll play again, and get my revenge.

Unfortunately, I've heard episodes 2 & 3 are all downhill from here. They start showing the skits that Dave was uncomfortable with and didn't want to do before he left. Also, it turns into an oprah-like forum, where audience members get to comment.

rofl yeah. I was at IMDB, noticed the title change, and that they had set a release date for it! woohoo!

Gotcha, thanks.

Borat's movie is coming out on November 3rd! http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1809426565 I can't freaking wait, its my most anticipated movie of the year, by far. By the way, Yahoo has the title of the movie wrong. Its really Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) If you have never seen borat, or da ali g show, I'd recommend you watch a segment in which there is a song that he dupes everyone in an entire bar to sing about Jews: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-334757978673284122

Hizb'Allah? I always thought it was his bollah. Guess they don't play as much basketball as I thought.

I'll play. Hopefully I won't lose to 4-of-a-kind on the fkin flop again.

For these reasons alone, Isreal should die.

She nailed him?

You're pretty good at taking quotes out of context and twisting their meanings.

Nope.

Yup, its part of the new scheduling. More divisional games and all that.

You make a reallllly big assumption here: that people aren't stupid.

Gorbachev played a HUGE part in the end of the cold war with moving the country toward a competitive authoritarian regime, something thats often overlooked. Granted, I don't know if I really like the guy, or if he ever really intended to make it anything other then a competitive authoritarian regime. I mean he seems to be pushing toward more democracy in Russia, but at the same time is a supporter of Putin, who effectively is making it more and more authoritarian. Yeah, the way the ABC News article worded it was stupid. I understand their point: he's the guy who was the most instrumental on the Russian side of things, and thats his POV. But the way they said it was stupid, and an editor really should have caught that. Then again, they ARE a Disney company, so....

Sigh, no Stars this year in Dallas.

You do realize that if you live in a state where abortion is legal, and you legally get an abortion, you aren't a criminal, right?

From the retirement savings of middle class earners, directly into paying for the retirements of other people.