Phlegm Alley

In security conscious NYC, landlords are starting to use these: Uncopyable locks. These are keys that can only be duplicated by registered owner or in the presence of the serial card. They will charge a premium for replacement (in some cases $150) for the inconveniece for the corporation's 'keymaster' to dig up the original key tag and docs and shlep down to have new copies made. Obviously, I have thought about that.

Thought about that, but would the landlord (of a large apartment building) only give out one set of keys?? Would I have to technically be on the lease in order to get a set myself??

TBD'ers, Here is my situation -- my g/f and I are looking to move in together in NYC and have viewed apartment listings via craigs list and have come across several enticing places for rent in Queens and Brooklyn. My g/f is a graduate of the U of Columbia and currently banks good coin working in the financial district and she has immaculate credit. I, OTOH, am a full time Masters student, working a measley 15 hours a week with piss poor credit but with a substantial amount of loan money (nearly $5,000) coming in a few weeks. My dillema is that my g/f has already said that she would cover about 2/3 of the rent while I am at school, however, as applicants of various apartments, we are required to submit information regarding our credit history along with pay stubbs (I currently make $180 every 2 weeks) and bank statements (I work on campus and haven't worked in 3 1/2 weeks) to showcase our ability to make rent when our rent is due. Do any of you guys have any suggestions as to how I can overcome this obstacle? Could I possibly pursue a co-sign through the parentals?? Should my g/f be the only one on the lease?? Any suggestions would be helpful in anyway. Thanks in advance. BOB

That song is complete torture. It makes me bleed from my eyeballs.

Tony Dungy seems to be one of the best guys in the NFL and it is a real tragedy that this had to happen to him during a season in which he might fulfill one of his ultimate career accomplishments. Go Colts.

Duct tape a flask to my inner thigh.

We should build our Defense around TKO. They guy just wants to win so I say we get him some help on the form of a dominating DL with our 1st rounder.

I think Lee is going to be a great reciever in this league. He has world class speed and I think he makes a lot of spectacular catches. He has been picking it up the last couple of weeks and I believe that he just needs to develop more confidence with JP. I'm sure that this year has been frustrating after being relatively under used in the first half of the season.

Clayton also said that we will most likely part ways with Sam Adams, Moulds, and Mike Williams. Might as well lock him up long term with all the added cap room.

We all know that we can be competitive in 06'--just look at last years Chargers. Hopefully we have as good of a draft as they did in 04' and make appropriate personnel decisions in the offseason. Til then, you're right, posters have to seize fire on the same target.

We also had the chance to draft LJ but we took McGahee instead. With all do respect, I think that WM is still going to be a great RB, but he obviously needs to get his act together.

They said that Jimmy Johnson really likes cold weather. Then JB said something about Jimmy wanting to Buffalo and JJ responded by saying absolutely not. It tells me that at least his colleagues are aware of it being a possibility.

You do what any respectable man would do...Tell her to leave or you're gonna call the cops.

76) Throwing snow balls at cops cars.

If any good comes out of this at all, if anything, it will give us a good chance to see what our passing game/WR corps is going to be like sans Moulds. You might see them lay an egg, or maybe, just maybe, some one like Sam Aiken will step up and Moulds departure won't impede his progress.

Deidre Pujols Advantage: Tiger

What if the offense has its best output of the year with Evans emerges as a premier reciever, hauling in 10 catches for 215yds? Does Mularkey still get booed out of town?

They wouldn't play Flutie. I think they would take the time and try to develop the Brady clone. Matt Cassel

Remember--he DID hit that game winning home run in the Btm of the 9th with his team down 2 runs, off of one of the elite closers in the game, to keep his team alive in the playoffs. I think the man did everything he could to try and get his team to the WS. Moe than what we can say about MVP A-Rod.

And he's got a hot wife. He is such a baztard.

Why hasn't Tiger Woods' name been mentioned?? Sub par 2004 but came back with a vengence this year and had a shot at the Grand Slam. Plus, bonus ponits because his wife is smoking.

96. The emergency brake in an empty parking lot with a nice fresh coating of snow.

Going down to Strawberry Fields tonight in Central Park to partake in the vigil.

My g/f went to high school with Adam Terry and she thought that he was gay--a little TOO feminine and thought that he was destined to come out of the closet, not that that is any indicator of what kind of football player he is but in your lineman, you do want them to play with a mean streak

I agree with you to an extent, however, with the change of times, the league changes as well. It has become uber-competitive with it now being a "what have you done for us now" league. Added, the winner of the Super Bowl happens to be a division rival who has proven to win consistently by plugging individuals into certain places and still managing to be effective. This has resulted in organizations attemting to emphasize coaching and not individual player talent. We need to blame the coaching staff.