Phlegm Alley

Are you saying that Ralph Wilson is going to be courting free agents and potential coaching personel by escorting them around Buffalo on his Hog instead of his Taurus?

After the Kellen Winslow JR incident, I remember seeing Big Ben on TV saying that he rode a motorcycle and that he rode with discretion. He also stated that Cowher was aginst him riding. I wonder with this new development if Steelers players will be forbidden to ride motorcycles.

"Hey, Thurmalnator. Pass the beer nuts!"

Link Wonder if the "genius" will be able to work his magic on this bust.

I found this while looking at the page. Baby with fully developed THIRD ARM!

In my neighborhood, we had Mr. Ding-a-Ling who got busted by authorities for selling more than just ice cream treats if you know what I mean.

Two guys are playing golf late one evening and there is no one else on the course but them. On one of the last holes, one guy slices his drive into a patch of butter cups. As he is getting ready to hit his second shot, he hears a voice that says "don't mess up my butter cups". The guy looks around, sees that there is no one there and addresses his ball. Again, he hears the same voice. "Don't mess up my butter cups". The guy looks around, sees nobody, and considers the fact that he may be going crazy. He tries to address his second shot but again, he is disrupted by the voice that warns him not to mess up the butter cups. Finally, the guy throws his club down, looks up to the sky and asks "alright, who is that and why don't you want me to mess up your butter cups?" The voice replies "It is me God, and if you don't mess up my butter cups, I'll give you all the butter in the world". The golfer sighs and says "Great. Where were you last week when I was in the patch of pussywillows?"

Another favorite

My favorite is the one with two deer standing up and one has a red bullseye painted on his chest and the other one says to him: "Bummer of a birthmark Hal".

Apparently, this guy shot at the home of Siegfried and Roy because he went crazy and according to his family's web page, he once played for the Bills. I'm wondering if any of you guys remember him? His Family's Web Page dedicated to him ESPN story Picture of Ford now

He is going to try and escape with handcuffs and chains attached to him. Doesn't sound like he is hanging out in a pool. I admit that it is a pretty lame publicity stunt, but I would like to see something tragic happen on live TV programming for a change.

I agree. I think that with those few additions, improvement of our young guys, and a new coaching staff should lead to a better offensive team.

I agree. I believe that he is probably the best WR we have in terms of YAC. He displayed that on a few occasions last year and I think that this year, without EMO, he knows that he is going to have to step it up because he will get more playing time and become more prominent in our offense. He has accepted any role with this team, he was JP's best reciever last year, and he is also a good blocker. I think that it was a good re-sign, considering the uncertainty of the EMO situation.

I would say Kids is a pretty depressing movie.

Sure was. This is what I call "playing with a mean streak".

Or to perform surgery.

Two of them occured on that play. I don't know if you remember him flipping off the crowd after he heaved the helmet downfield.

I want a team that doesn't have a punter or place kicker on the team. I would run a Madden style offense and I wouldn't attempt a FG/PAT and I sure as h3ll wouldn't punt. I would play football like I play Yahtzee: I'd gamble a lot and make it up in the 2's.

One of my favorite all time Turley moments was when they were playing the Jets and he ripped the helmet off someone on the Jets. Classic. Hope our O-line would do the same to defend our guys.

Matt Bowen=Chuck Cecil

I like my women the way I like my coffee.

I love polish girls too. Just not babushkas.

We'll see how the pick works out. Remember, Casserly has a proven track record of blowing early draft picks like this one right here.

You cant lose the game if you don't allow your opponent to score.

Yes maams.