Perhaps then you wouldn't talk to yourself
So anyway, my story is that by cosmic coincidence, my 15 year old daughter is going to a concert in Chicago. Wifey and me obviously can't let her go alone. What to do, what to do ?
Well, wifey comes up with a plan - let us sit in a bar close to the concert location. I get to watch my game, she will play on her tablet for 3 hours. Game ends (Bills win), concert ends, we all go home happy.
P.S. I love said wifey