BF in Indiana

Ask OJ how his life has been since being found not guilty.

Welcome to last week.

I don't know if this counts, but i want to cry everytime I hear Puff Daddy's remix of "I'll be missing you".

"You have the pick of the litter of guys who have no idea how to please you" - Triumph

"When in doubt, whip it out" - Sexpert Trooper

Personally, I don't want the girl waking up and making me breakfast the next morning. I prefer she got dressed quietly and did the walk of shame before my alarm clock goes off.

Well we all know what her name spelled backwards is.

So did you end up telling this chick you how you felt?

Eat your heart out Mike Vick!

No, I am crayonz.

Not a hoax... the chick was on TV saying she would go through with it. That's a lot of pissed off college students if she backs out.

This is epic, he already has over 100,000 friends. UPDATE: If the group gets to 300,000 members, his gf will allow pics of the event. If it becomes the largest group on facebook, she’ll allow video.

I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women.

I can't confirm or deny what may or may not have happened. 1) Simon may or may not have abused his admin powers to change crayonz account settings. 2) Simon may or may not have sent nasty PMs to crayonz bragging about this. 3) Crayonz may or may not have called out simon on the board for changing his account settings. 4) Crayonz warning level may or may not have gone up. 5) Crayonz unofficially *disappeared*..