I went with;
Brandon, "Hey coach, who'd ya nominate for Dancing with the Stars."
Marrone, "Guess? Ya goin piss ya self Brandon."
Brandon, "Who? C'mon, we've got to cut the team to 75 tomorrow, don't pi$$ me off coach with some numbnut!"
Marrone gaffawling, "Dominique Jones."
Whaley, "Look at his dumb a$$ over there, shimmying away. Hey Jones, lookin good!."
and ended with;
Brandon, "Hey coach, how many wins ya reckon we've got in that roster?"
Marrone, "Look Brandon, it's hard to win in the NFL,"
Brandon, "No you didn't! No way you did! Did you just give me the it's hard to win in the NFL reply,"
Whaley, "So, how about that Syria thing? Pretty, um, !@#$ed up! Eh?"