Just got a text from Eric Trump. He’s raising money to help his dad. Eric and I chatted briefly about you. FYI. Certain things were said that you might find disconcerting. By Eric.
Quick, get Trump to the bunker! The wi-fi is good there, so he still should be able to tweet conspiracy theories, stupid memes, and like nonsense while he's hiding and shirking the responsibilities of his job.
Reality Check speaks with a little too much attention to detail to be third n' short. But maybe that's by design. I'm going to go with the theory that Deranged Rhino and Reality Check are one and the same.
1. Mike Flynn.
2. "Rigged election!"
3. Ignore the constitution with the border wall national emergency declaration.
It's just the left, eh?
EDIT: To be fair, Flynn didn't lie in open court. But the concept is basically the same.
Agreed. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. And we all should be a little more tolerant and thicker-skinned with respect to those with whom we disagree.
About as likely as the theory that the trouble is called Trump agents posing as left wingers and inciting trouble to help Trump's re-election prospects.
It's a special kind of crazy.
Listening to the Trump conference call now. "The police were running!," he complains. Kind of like Trump did last night when he hid in his subterranean bunker. Sad!
I'm glad that you agree that the prez is very, very obese. We should continue the spirit of reconciliation by calling him "Mr. Housekeeping" or "Mr. Piggy."
"They were ordering pizzas!" -Donald J. Trump, June 1, 2020.
This friggin guy is nuts. Fat and nuts.
Hoax. The fat shamer in chief is just getting a taste of his own McNuggets, errrr, I mean medicine:
https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/9/27/13070924/trump-debate-alicia-machado-miss-universe-miss-piggy-fat-shaming
Not the guy sitting in the bunker who is supposed to be helping to stop it from burning. Or maybe he's complicit since he isn't doing anything about it and has abdicated his duties. Food for thought. Either way, I will acknowledge that Fatboy isn't lighting a match from his subterranean shelter. That much is indisputable.