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Oh yeah. Grandpa Simpson is playing 4D chess on this one for sure.

Where was that island again? Outside of the United States? And therefore outside of the jurisdiction of the United States? I'm not saying Trump did or didn't do anything. But friggin release the list already. This guy has peddled conspiracy theories for years, and now it's come back to bite him. So just tell the truth and get it over with. One time. And let the fallout be what it will be.

In fairness to CoffeeforClosers, he didn't (in that post) accuse anyone of pedophilia. Here's the point to this Epstein business. For years MAGA has floated these wild conspiracy theories it used to brainwash a significant part of the populous and, more importantly, to demonize a significant part of the populous. The Epstein issue, and perhaps the Obama birther dreck, were at the center of the whole operation. Epstein arguably transcends birtherism, though. Epstein, at its core, is about elites abusing the vulnerable. My take on MAGA is that it sees itself not as those children, but as somewhat similar vulnerables who have been abused in different ways by the same elites. Whether there's validity to that is debatable. (Nobody sat there and made a lot of those people not study in school, not go to work, not eat green vegetables, and not put down the bottle, etc.). Now, in covering up this sore that festered for years and years, Trump is more easily associated with those elites. (I get that he's always been one of them, but that's besides the point.) The binders, according to MAGA, exist. The list, according to MAGA, exists. And yet the information won't be made public because, apparently after all these years, Trump discovered that it was written by Obama, Hillary, etc. Trump has been absurd for a long time, but this might be the most asinine thing he's done and the most ridiculous lie that he has told. I enjoy watching MAGA get twisted in knots figuring out how to reconcile this sort of "original sin" lie. I also hope it shatters his support. Not that I disagree with people who want a fair shot at life, and who feel like the middle class has been strip mined for decades. But so the solution to their problems isn't this dictatorial, ill-prepared, nasty doddering old fool who doesn't actually have the interests of anyone other than his own at heart.

Protecting pedos.

The two things are mutually exclusive. And now, according to Trump (if I understand his Grandpa Simpson-talk correctly), there actually is a list, but it was written by some combination of Obama, Hillary Clinton, Krusty the Clown, and somebody else whose name escapes me. It's dumbfounding that a large portion of our country is dumb enough to believe and even to listen to this guy.

You gotta stop being so miserable and enjoy your life. It's too short to be worried about conspiracies and lousy swimmers who get beat by bio males in races nobody cares about.

I think MAGA refers to stuff like this as "alternative facts."

Man, you are a grouchy person. Are you still upset over the Epstein coverup?

Epstein list still not public - don’t forget!

Start with no tax on tips. Deportation = hoax. Unity = hoax. Constitutional defense = hoax. Peace in Europe = hoax. End inflation? Ha. Still there. Hoax. No cuts to Medicaid? Hoax. End outsourcing? Another hoax. And that’s just getting started.

That’s witty and intelligent. Hoax.

Given all of the conspiratorial nonsense you spout, it’s astounding you can’t answer that question. Epstein list - don’t forget!

Why is MAGA hiding the list? They’re a bunch of scam artist pedo protectors. To be expected.

What do I notice about those promises? Largely unfulfilled and sometimes broken.

Nah, I just want trump to keep his word. So where’s the list?