I was thinking of starting a thread about cringe-worthy lyrics after listening to Jimmy Buffett’s Livingston Saturday Night:
So won't you listen to the sound of a hot country band,
Boot heels are shufflin' on the dance floor Sam
Sing a song, play some pong, shoot a little pool,
Hittin' on the honeys right out of high school
Yeah, fifteen may get you twenty,
But that's all right,
'Cause they be rockin and a rollin'
On a Livingston Saturday Night